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free 🇨🇩 | chelsea fan + distance runner + feminist fairy 🧚🏾‍♂️

Joined May 2014
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joyce retweeted
i think it’s important to extend grace to the people in your life when they do something you don’t like. not everything is a sign of calculated disrespect, sometimes they’re just humans making human mistakes
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waited so long for this omg!!!
‘Don’t stare at the flame’ EP out at midnight
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bad influence went triple platinum in my household guys we are so back
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Not seen one solid argument as to why people should inform the MUA that the makeup is for a wedding
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Replying to @KnuxNKE
You weren’t allowed to watch wizards of waverly place growing up innit
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joyce retweeted
We actually speak Lingala well in comparison to our European counterparts, the only group on par with us is Congolese Germans and that's because our parents could not speak English or German when they moved so they spoke to us in Lingala alot.
Ok but my thing is– we already know that so where do we go from here? Yes, many of us don’t speak Lingala as well as other Congolese people. Yes, we are very far removed from Congo as Europeans. How is it productive to keep having this conversation without some sort of solution?
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joyce retweeted
the doctor's saying it's the worst case of kisslessness he's ever seen and you have to give me 100 kisses soon or i'll drop dead
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"I made a mistake by putting someone of the stature of Pelé or Maradona on to warm up and then not putting him in the game. If it were today I would not do it." 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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joyce retweeted
city cooking the books is the reason why I was seeing inverted fullbacks in league one
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To be so madly in love with my wife that i remember a random stranger that let me hold the pen that led my life to a happier tomorrow. Incredible.
crazy story today my parents randomly ran into the person who let my dad borrow a pen to write my moms number when they first met in 1991
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you know what’s crazy? it ends on a random tuesday too.
You meet someone on a random Tuesday and they suddenly become a big part of your life.
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The God I serve🙏🏾 Makeup by me on my QUEEN BEYONCE
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Nike’s downfall needs to be studied over the last decade, I know Federer was in that meeting showing him the blueprint as to how much money he can make away from Nike.
Real Madrid striker Kylian Mbappe has quit his long-term relationship with Nike to become the face of Swiss company On’s first expansion into football boots. On has also hired former France and Arsenal star Thierry Henry as the firm’s Director of Football. Henry has been secretly working in the role since 2025 and played a role in convincing Mbappe, 27, to join upon the expiration of his contract with Nike this summer. Full story from @AdamCrafton_ ⬇️ bit.ly/4hbTpzf
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And I hate when ppl on random outings wanna swap socials, like no let’s just vibe bro and never see each other again!
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joyce retweeted
it would honestly be an entirely different song without the tag
Fun fact: When Metro Boomin had worked with Ye on “Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1”, he originally left out his producer tag out of respect for Ye Ye later reached out to Metro for his tag before playing the song for the first time. The rest is history…
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joyce retweeted
Cobham 2013-15. No caption needed.
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Back to strictly mince, veg, sweet potato and pump covers for the next few months. No one seeing this body until 2027.
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Our feminists are calling women “ran through” and misusing male centred lmao
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