🚨 Thrilled to finally announce that I'm writing a book on Reverend Sun Myung Moon and the Unification Church, aka the Moonies, and their remarkable role in 20th century history 🚨

Premier league referees are clearly struggling, so let’s give them a new set of discretionary tasks each summer

It’s just too funny that Australian women have managed to destroy two sports in two years, what are we going to take down next

I’m fascinated by America’s endless capacity to innovate in the nugs’n’tenders sector

United might be the most brainless football team I’ve ever seen and I’m an Arsenal Banter Era survivor

I think some of you are forgetting that 85,000 people are at Old Trafford to watch Michael Oliver referee

Cool game but what is Grant Cohn eating

If you’re a podcast from a serious media company with legit advertisers, surely you can afford to send your guests a $100 mic

Always nice to be reminded that Chelsea have, without question, the stupidest fan base on the planet

Weird how we’ve gotten sucked into Chelsea’s game here, but should have already had it wrapped up

“Chelsea are soooo good at selling” is very true, and also why they currently have two right backs playing in midfield

Odegaard has had the ball on a string today

Anyone who says Arsenal plays boring, defensive football can come the fuck outside

✅ annual goal gifted by Emi “world class” Martinez

Twenty-eight minutes into the college football season and my husband is already miserable, stay safe out there folks

The Liverpool v Chelsea games this year are going to be absolutely bonkers