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Phoenix, AZ
Joined February 2009
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Still lazy after all these years
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All nut November
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Trump after 100 videos air of him talking about asses
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wdym you’re strip tease daffy duck
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Happy Halloween 🎃
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Real Halloween fans don’t stop when it’s over. It’s being celebrated throughout the entire year. It’s like golf, there’s always some kinda golf on tv regardless of season
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Curb Your Enthusiasm is the official show to watch while hungover, I don’t make the rules it just feels right
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"hardcore porn" implies the existence of "post-porn", "ska-porn", and "anarcho-porn", among others
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🎃 1 week left y’all
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Typical October outfit in Arizona
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Treasure those frequent group hangouts in your early 20’s….because it’s nearly impossible to get everyone together in the same room in your 40’s
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Reno, I’m in you
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Goin on a trip soon and excited to catch up on Staying Alive episodes @adampally @Gabrus 🍻
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We used to let the rhythm take us over bailamos
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Elliot retweeted
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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Do you even like taquitos if you don’t pretend you’re Scarface smoking a cigar when you eat them
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[Roseanne singing Phoebe Bridgers] “Jesus Christ I’m so blue all the time and crap”
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How about those #Cardinals
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