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Alastair Campbell did not appear to enjoy being called a war criminal to his face: The truth hurts.
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Because Labour don’t give a fuck about anyone but the criminals invading our country and benefit scroungers.
‘John Healey, if you’re listening, where’s my breathing space?’ Business owner Paul Bowen has criticised the Chancellor’s promise to give ‘breathing space’ through measures in his Budget. #budget #businesses #costofliving
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Bet the coke sniffing cunt couldn't believe it.
"He told us: 'You've made my day.'" Chancellor John Healey tells how Volodymyr Zelenskyy reacted to his pledge of a further £10bn of additional economic and military support for Ukraine going into winter. trib.al/RThoFNs 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Fucking bet he did to the coke sniffing cunt.
"He told us: 'You've made my day.'" Chancellor John Healey tells how Volodymyr Zelenskyy reacted to his pledge of a further £10bn of additional economic and military support for Ukraine going into winter. trib.al/RThoFNs 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Gabriel penalty spotted during the Fleetwood - Arsenal game
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Some thoughts on the mess at Manchester United, including the crisis of leadership throughout. The only blameless people are the fans. #MUFC
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The fact these two helmets are allowed to sit in Old Trafford under no duress is a sign of where we’re at. No doubt some cranks asked for selfies.
Omar Berrada shakes his head in the directors' box #MUFC
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On the bright side, we’re only 8 months away from an interview with Luke Shaw telling us it’s the best group he’s ever been involved with.
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I think there’s a tipping point coming in the not-too-distant future when match-going fans simply call it a day. Speaking to a lot of people recently, there’s a growing sense of disconnect between the club and its supporters, particularly after the way fans were treated over the summer. The feeling is becoming increasingly widespread, and I think the club risks underestimating just how much that relationship is deteriorating.
All the chaos at United starts and ends with the ownership. We all know this. Everything in between - the standards dropping, the football falling apart, the culture eroding - has just been the inevitable fallout. Until that changes, nothing will.
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Oh go on then
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Time to go Carrick. Don’t appoint another fucking yes man you inept cunts @ManUtd
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Which is why we’ve got in the habit of appointing yes men and also why we won’t be competing for a long, long time.
🚨 - NEW! Erik Ten Hag felt the Man Utd board did NOT support him in sanctions on several matters of player discipline, including with Jadon Sancho, Rashford and others. “And so, they are continuing the toxic culture; they FUEL it, they give the power to the players,” @lauriewhitwell
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Couldn’t have put it better myself, cunts need calling out.
Lisandro Martínez did NOT hold back after United's loss to Atletico 😬👀
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No more yes men as manager please.
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2026 Antalya open darts champ. With a dislocated finger too #easywork
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People voted for these cunts by the way.
As Tesco says…every little bit helps….
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Instead of scrapping his fuel duty hike, the Prime Minister is playing around with Google Maps. Clueless.
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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Farewell water polo 😩
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I was expecting something else here, to be honest 🍆
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NOLBERTO SOLANO on his first proper drinking session with Newcastle teammates Steve Howey and Duncan Ferguson: “They called themselves ‘The Heavyweights’. They said, ‘Hey, little Peruvian, want to come for a pint?’ Of course, why not? I’m sociable. “In Peru, the tradition is that you get a bottle of beer and share it with everyone in little glasses. Here, we went to the Pitcher and Piano. We were only there for about 45 minutes and it was bang, bang, bang with the pints. “We went to the next bar, then the next. At one point they bought some whisky and I was saying, ‘No, no, no, no, no mixing. Only beer.’ “I was mullered. We came out of the bar, I didn’t know where I was, it was dark and my watch said four o’clock. I rang my wife to apologise and said, ‘I’m so sorry, I didn’t realise it was so late.’ “She said, ‘What are you talking about?’ “I thought it was four in the morning. It was four in the afternoon.” Quite the introduction to English football.
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