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emily cook retweeted
IF YOU ARE A US SOCCER OFFICIAL ATTEMPTING TO JUSTIFY PAYING THE WOMENS NATIONAL TEAM LESS THAN THE MENS TEAM I HOPE SOMEONE BORROWS YOUR SHOES WITHOUT ASKING AND COVERS THE FLOOR OF YOUR OFFICE WITH TEENY TINY LEGOS
emily cook retweeted
Your daily reminder that the insulin I’ve used for 23 years, Humalog, has gone from $21 a vial to $278 a vial with no changes to the insulin or even the packaging. That’s a 1200% increase on a hormone every human requires to live, but my body can’t make. I die in 48 hours w/o it
“I’ve never seen someone looking so lost and so on a mission at the same time” -me being described on the streets of Boston
Whenever someone says something that I worry could be a reference to something hip and cool that I just am unaware of, I will look the word or phrase up on urban dictionary before replying.
emily cook retweeted
🎵 Good times never seemed so goooood 🎵 nitter.cf/Chiefs/status/10542210…
emily cook retweeted
Patrick Mahomes is the first quarterback to throw for 300+ yards in six-straight games since Andrew Luck in 2014. It’s already the longest streak in Chiefs’ history.
emily cook retweeted
What a night to be a Boilermaker football fan! Purdue dominates No. 2 Ohio State 49-20! 💛🖤🏈
My favorite thing about participating in public running events is the visible anger from people driving cars nearby who now have to deal with road closures from the race
Going to start keeping a running list of all of the things people think my insulin pump is. One of my favorite guesses was someone thinking it was a mic pack, and I was actually undercover trying to expose someone on “To Catch a Predator”
Always a neat experience when you’re out for drinks, and your bartender says “hey you were my camp counselor!” #professionalrolemodel
“Do you know a boy named Carey or with the last name Robertson?”
“No why”
“Well I had a dream you were dating this tall, blonde guy named Carey Robertson.”
The idea of me dating anyone is so far fetched that my mother has resorted to dreaming about it
*band members after they’ve just created an absolute hit song*
“Alright guys, that song was great, but let’s do about 6 remixes with at least half of them tinged with dub step!”
“Vice President Pushes Plan for Military Force in Space” was an article headline I found NOT in @TheOnion