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Joined December 2011
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Really want to write something about how weight loss surgery should be the boogeyman of predatory surgeries and not gender-affirming surgeries. Gotta get it out but no platform. Hm.
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That plane crash is upsetting me. Private planes are so fucking scary.
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A plane crashes in Florida, lives are lost, and within HOURS the blue-checkmark crowd is blaming a female pilot and screaming “DEI.” Here's the problem: They don't understand how a two-pilot cockpit works. As a pilot, I'm disgusted. Watch this before you embarrass yourself.
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Breaking my own rule and writing a Twitter essay... Two days before the midterms, Haley Stevens, the beneficiary of AIPAC’s record-setting $30 million in her primary, appeared with Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers at Perfecting Church in Detroit where she claimed that Rogers would “take on” investing in Black-owned businesses. She then endorsed him. This attempted ratfuck is galling for any number of reasons, but what disgusts me most is the willingness of these genocidal white politicians to use Black voters as human shields for their racism against Abdul El-Sayed. Rogers has run one of the most racist Senate campaigns this century, and yet, Stevens is now climbing aboard while ostensibly professing concern for Black voters. This is an instructive moment in understanding why Zionists must be purged from the party: as believers in a supremacist project themselves, they view Black voters as a faction to be weaponized, not as constituents who deserve genuine representation. They are saboteurs in the broader fight for racial justice. A belief in an ethnostate sustained through apartheid, force, genocide, and domination is fundamentally incompatible with an anti-fascist, anti-racist coalition. Good luck browbeating the Democratic electorate into supporting some pro-Israel corporate centrist in the 2028 presidential election after this saga.
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😭😭
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PHOEBE BROUGHT OUT BOYGENIUS DRESSED AS LAURA PALMER DALE COOPER AND AUDREY FROM TWIN PEAKS
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You stole $10 million from poor kids in Florida.
I have spent my career standing up for and fighting to protect our great nation and this Free State of Florida!
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Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance) and Bert McCracken (The Used) captured on stage together. 📷 @gorebugs
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Welcome to Twilight Town Mall. We look forward to seeing you. falloutboy.com/
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Dude's name is Tom Hoyle, and he also took the time to educate a security guard on the history of Florida death metal 🖤 thehandbasket.co/p/tom-hoyle…
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Someone interviewed this guy after this and this made me like him more.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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The father (turnstile at the Washington monument) The son (haywire at Times Square) The Holy Spirit (fiddlehead at the alewife station)
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Yes! Yes!
can someone explain to me why this is the official photo of the Swiss Federal Council
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Not aimed at OP, but I don’t think people realize how public relations works in entertainment. Magazine covers, interviews (short and longform), TV appearances, events, none of that materializes out of nowhere. They are pitched, either by an outlet or a celebrity’s team.
noah and the three (!) judges from the voice are such suspiciously terrible picks that i had to look into it and accidentally discovered the People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive Payola Racket
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no but the premise of demonic possession as a metaphor for SA and the running theme throughout of all the ways misogyny and objectification ruin girls' ability to have agency and awareness of their own desires. don't think enough people appreciate the true sadness of this movie.
Amanda Seyfried says the marketing for Jennifer’s Body ruined what she considers a perfect movie. Amanda Seyfried: “I can’t critique this movie. To me, it’s a perfect movie. It’s got balls.” “Diablo Cody was outspoken and beautiful and smart and funny, and we were expressing a certain angst in a very, very specific comedic way, in a very specific genre.” “The special effects were incredible. There were stunts, there was, like, everything that you could want, and girl-on-girl action.” “If the critics criticized anything, it would be the marketing. The marketing sucked. It just did. And we all agree.” “Karyn is a fierce advocate of women and storytelling. She’s able to enhance the relationships between women on film and TV. She’s very human and very sensitive, and I felt like she cared deeply about the story underneath all of it.” “She got it all and she put it together so beautifully. And the marketing team cheapened it. Like it was just, you know, a romp, a gory romp. I think they ruined it.” “I’m looking forward to the sequel. They’re working on it. I already said thumbs up. I was like, whenever you’re ready, I’m ready.” “I want to play Needy. I love Needy.”
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has anyone flopped as hard as chris pratt artistically. genuinely hilarious on parks and rec, one of the funniest in the cast behind the scenes. now he's some generic ab man doing the worst movies imaginable
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Me, a 35 year old teaching my 27 year old colleague how to embed a video into a PowerPoint
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the punkest thing you can be is kind
Turnstile songs are 3 minutes of the same riff and Brendan Yates saying some shit like “the power of friendship keeps me alive/separate my friend group I’ll probably die”
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girl with the dogs goat is washed sped up gif
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Hey @Meta 👋We are currently hosting a get-out-the-vote rally in Osceola County, home to a large Puerto Rican community, and our #LatinosConAngie @instagram page was suddenly taken down while we were actively posting content from the event. This page is a critical communication tool for reaching Latino voters and mobilizing our community. With just seven days until Election Day, every minute matters. We are calling on Meta to immediately restore the page and provide an explanation for its removal. Voters deserve access to critical election information, especially in these final days. @andymstone
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this is probably gonna piss someone off but a friend just reblogged this on tumblr and like. standing ovation, encore, etc, esp that last paragraph in the second image
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