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Minister of Public Safety

@emceeIII

Failed meta humour performance piece | De-motivational speaker | From the river to the sea 🇵🇸 | Congo is bleeding 🇨🇩 | Keep eyes on Sudan 🇸🇩

 Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined January 2012
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‘What’s your star sign?’ Her: *says literally any star* ‘A what?! Oh heeelll no. I need to stay away from you’ Her: Noooo. Whhhyyyy? What did we do???
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An active Xhosa@BNjalo_artistOct 30
Apartheid spatial planning for the win 🏆
MHLANGAvincent (@StyleJoburg) profile pictureMHLANGAvincent@StyleJoburgOct 30
Cape Town international airport at a stand still … taxi strike affecting even airports… no staff could arrive and entire system collapsed… where’s @Our_DA @geordinhl
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ZULO@zuloverseOct 29
🥘.
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American cops have such poor eyesight. They also often mistake other things for guns
👮‍♂️The Badged Patriot👮‍♂️ (@BadgedPatriot) profile picture👮‍♂️The Badged Patriot👮‍♂️
@BadgedPatriotOct 27
This young man handled this perfectly. In this case, obviously the officer was mistaken about him being on his phone. However, the young man didn't argue & was respectful & if he had gotten a ticket could have taken the video to court. Perfect!👮‍♂️
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ZULO@zuloverseOct 28
my skattie, owami. 💕✨
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ZULO@zuloverseOct 27
my new project SOMETHING LEKKER comes out next week. go pre-save NOWW. I can’t wait for you guys to hear thiss. ✨
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ZULO@zuloverseOct 27
greatest rapper oat is celebrating 30 years in the game, hasn’t lost relevancy once despite being inactive, has done more for hip-hop than anybody ever, when given power over the sb, chose to put hip-hop / people of colour at the forefront consistently, yeah, he deserves it
James (@james_h17_) profile pictureJames@james_h17_Oct 27
I want to know who people would rather have do the Super Bowl instead of Jay-Z
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Donna Mugoh
@Eddie_MugohOct 26
Bro got annihilated.
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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Khohlel’idangatye@MthembutoyouOct 26
As much as I hate to admit it this lady is speaking the truth, I don’t understand how social media has normalised being angry and constantly bashing people who make content they don’t agree with more than supporting and following people who make content that they do agree with
Khomotso (@KhomotsoKD) profile pictureKhomotso@KhomotsoKDOct 26
I love it when a woman stands on business. 😂😂🫶🏽
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Pròve 🇿🇦@sotembelaaOct 24
Why do you guys keep saying “Xhosa Dyans” 😔?
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@Yknip1Oct 24
Not Anga aka @NaakMusiQ realising he’s carrying mostly expensive designer clothes when he’s asked to dress properly for slaughtering/ukuxhela😅😂 Xhosa dyans buy your ondiyasebenza now for going home this December! 🤣nini iintlabi ngoku!
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“I want you to stand up now and take this shit on the chest” LMFAO. He was fucking hilarious
Deefada13 (@Haqani_Rsa) profile pictureDeefada13
@Haqani_RsaOct 23
AKA wants perform Composure in front of cassper nyovest , this what used to motivate him to make better music not this scotts Maphuma creche music "bhe bhe bhe..." . 😭😭
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Ay man. They literally dont make them like this anymore
Mr Logic (@MrLogic_M) profile pictureMr Logic@MrLogic_MOct 23
Replying to @Haqani_Rsa
It was never personal. All about the game🔥🔥 RIP to the goat 🐐
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Lmfaoooo
Calm lad (@Tweezy_25) profile pictureCalm lad@Tweezy_25Oct 23
Mfana Kasi 😭😭
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Unathi 🏳️‍🌈@UnatiBunnyOct 23
Espionage is the Beyoncé of the group btw
thisisneverthat (@eltonatorr) profile picturethisisneverthat@eltonatorrOct 23
If you think about it criminal charges have the coolest names ever Espionage? Arson? Embezzlement? Perjury?
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Aight man 😂
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Mbokazi (@mbokazi100) profile pictureMbokazi
@mbokazi100Oct 13
Show us your most recent mirror selfie.
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Man Of The Year@ManOfTheYear808Oct 20
Oh hell no
Hoops Crave (@HoopsCrave) profile pictureHoops Crave
@HoopsCraveOct 19
Tyler Perry has reportedly been named Netflix’s new Head of Film.
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omo@rtchromaaeraaOct 20
ATTENTION!
Oluwabukola🌸 (@Bukolababii) profile pictureOluwabukola🌸
@BukolababiiOct 20
Men are so quick to give up these days The moment they ask you out and you say no, they’ve moved on. Why??
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ZULO@zuloverseOct 18
have you seen the ‘meddie’ music video yett? 🌍💎 youtu.be/p0vf8A-n-ME
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ZULO@zuloverseOct 17
It had to match the rest of the project 🙂‍↕️ so glad you picked it up
Tebogo R. (@DxnTabz) profile pictureTebogo R.@DxnTabzOct 17
Replying to @zuloverse
@zuloverse what did you do on the album cut version of "lamza"??? 😭😭🔥🔥 Flipppen love this version!!!!! #SomethingLekker
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Tebogo R.@DxnTabzOct 17
Replying to @zuloverse
@zuloverse what did you do on the album cut version of "lamza"??? 😭😭🔥🔥 Flipppen love this version!!!!! #SomethingLekker
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