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A middle aged man in an old man's body and with the mind of a child.

The Edge of Insanity
Joined January 2009
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Hello Twitter, remember me? I'm currently running every day of the year to raise money for @MindCharity If you would like to sponsor me you can do here bit.ly/2QP8BEL
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Why is the sound quality of University Challenge so bad? Amol's voice always sounds so muffled. #UniversityChallenge
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Can anyone name a pro-war fashion brand? Apart from Hugo Boss of course #sewingbee
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Any chance of seeing any band on stage this year at Glastonbury without Dave Grohl joining in? #glastonbury2023
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Untidy Pocket Bag is my new favourite insult. #sewingbee
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I’m sad about Paul O’Grady. I hoped I might meet him one day to tell him what an inspiration he was to me: how I loved gloriously loose & effortless his shows were, how he proved you could be political in a light ent space and that you could do all this & be really, really funny.
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I'm not a big fan of steampunk but it is the healthiest way to prepare punk.
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This apparently. If anyone remembers me. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 30 Jan 2009 (via @twi_age).
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Apparently it's this. I don't really tweet anything anymore but it was fun or a while #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Would you rather buy a @Herring1967 original or a more expensive, cheap ripoff?
Why is the BBC showing a massive spoiler to The Crown?
Some men have more than one beard?
To the many bearded men in my mentions who seem to think the loss of their approval is a mortal blow: it’s like being told I’ve lost a space hopper.
Liam is going to feel the benefit of his big coat when he goes back out. #brits2022
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Great to see the change that @BorisJohnson promised in @10DowningStreet being delivered.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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