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Joined April 2009
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Cameron retweeted
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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Cameron retweeted
L'Industry City. Is that anything
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evil car seat headrest: keep smoking we hate you and we want you to die
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Cameron retweeted
I guess they're finally hiring a new allocator to be their logo
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farting at the top of my lungs
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Cameron retweeted
top 10 black forest ham moments
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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Cameron retweeted
Musicians in 2026 are like, did you get my album? It’s literally on Brainfeeder. It’s on Deezer. Bro just download it from Bleep. It’s on Boomkat. Look it up on Beatport. You can get it from Redeye.
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they call it a nor'easter because that's when nor'jesus was resurrected
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Replying to @emptyflash
chickpeas, lentilmen, and distinguished guest of all gendamame
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Cameron retweeted
i got that dawg in me, the dog:
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If you can Mich once, you can Michigan
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smoking on that shit that made bud weiser
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and everyone in beantween.
*addressing the legume society* chickpeas and lentilmen,
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Replying to @emptyflash
non-beanaries
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You ignoring the peanut gallery…
*addressing the legume society* chickpeas and lentilmen,
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Cameron retweeted
If you drive a Subaru in reverse Ur a bus
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chanties beluga
hi, Chant Beluga expert here! this is not funny, Chanties Beluga only do this when they’re in extreme distress.
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aura-forager has a ring to it
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cell phone… self own… they have played us for absolute fools
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