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What a terrible name for an airline. It reminds me of that tragedy.

Joined July 2009
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As God is my witness I thought caulking the reflecting pool would work
🤖 Made with AI
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Slette retweeted
STATEMENT FROM JACK CAMPBELL My family and I want to sincerely thank everyone for the overwhelming amount of love, prayers, and support we’ve received over the past few days. It means more to us than words can express. I’m incredibly encouraged by the progress I’ve made in such a short period of time. I have full movement in my lower body, and I’m continuing to make progress with movement in my upper body. I know there’s still work ahead, but I remain very optimistic. I’m taking things one day at a time, staying positive, and focusing on getting better. My faith in God has never been stronger. I know He has a plan for me, and I trust in that plan. I know there may be challenges ahead, but with my faith, my family, and so many people in my corner, I know we’ll get through this. I especially want to thank the athletic trainers and medical personnel who responded and cared for me on the field. I know those were difficult moments, and I’m incredibly grateful for the professionalism, compassion, and care you showed me. The way you handled everything and looked after me when I needed it most is something I’ll never forget. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. I also can’t say enough about the incredible care I’ve received from the medical team at Henry Ford Hospital and the Detroit Lions medical staff. They’ve been amazing to me and my family throughout this process, and I’m truly grateful for everything they’ve done. To my teammates, coaches, and everyone in the Lions organization, I want you to know how much I love and appreciate you. This team is a family to me, and the way everyone has been there for me means everything. I’m proud to be a Detroit Lion and couldn’t ask to be surrounded by a better group of people. One thing I’ve learned about Detroit is that this city is built on toughness, resilience, and grit. That’s exactly how I’m going to approach this challenge. Please continue to keep me and my family in your prayers. We feel the love, and I can’t thank everyone enough. God is good. My faith is strong. Jack Campbell
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Kirk Ferentz “give a damn” meter has totally gone out the window and I’m loving every single second of it. I was cackling this entire time.
An all-time KF press conference tangent today about tv networks
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Slette retweeted
Gardner Minshew is like the McRib. He exists for just a limited amount of time. But while he's here, it's spectacular.
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Iowa vs Wisconsin Highlights
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"Sir, Iowa is throwing forward passes successfully."
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Welcome back, @gkittle46 💛
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Let’s rock and roll, IOWA!
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No less than 100 Miller Lite cans at the Bob Uecker statue tonight:
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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THE PEOPLE’S TIGHT END 💪 Our honorary captain this Saturday is @gkittle46!
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Today I issued an Executive Order designating “Seminole Wind” by John Anderson as the official anthem of Florida. I have also directed the @FLSecofState to erect historic markers in the City of Apopka depicting John Anderson’s contribution to Florida’s heritage. In addition, I have tasked @FLDEPNews to work with the @SJRWMD to designate wildlife drive and trail system within Lake Apopka North Shore as the John Anderson Wildlife Drive and Trail System.
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Jesus how long does it take you guys to eat
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Slette retweeted
Kwesi deadass going to hell lmfao
This might be the greatest 2nd Round I’ve ever seen.
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October 24th, 2009: Iowa remains unbeaten after a game winning TD with no time left to beat Michigan State #Hawkeyes
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HELL YEAH: In 2002, Iowa dominated Minnesota 45-21 at the Metrodome and finished off an 8-0 conference record, clinching a share of the Big Ten title. After the game, over 10,000 Hawkeye fans stormed their field. When Minneapolis PD tried to get them off the field, they swarmed to the south end zone and took down the goalpost then started parading around the stadium. After a few laps, they took the goalpost apart and brought sections out of the exits. Only a small number of fans were arrested on property damage charges. This remains a sore point in Minnesota’s football history and a legendary moment in Iowa’s.
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Throwback to when PJ Fleck looked progressively more miserable as Minnesota got blown out against Iowa last year 😭
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Straight Tequila Night
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