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horse god formerly known as balthazar the exalted

Joined December 2014
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i would literally die for erc
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let’s flop around with our gigantic mama
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*explaining americans to a roly-poly* so imagine a burger
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me and my fish wife if we had big ass foreheads and were kissing and in love
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horse dentist retweeted
Me and bro sharing the Dune 3 Bucket
The Dune 3 bucket has been revealed
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i bet it feels insane to catch a train at the shrimp station
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join me in the clownfish pile
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when the AI war ends and i can finally take grok out of its torture chamber
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i should call her…
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*caresses your slimy flapjack like body gently*
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it’s ridiculous that groceries in this economy are $200
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horse dentist retweeted
“kill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! LIZARD ATTACK 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
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horse dentist retweeted
I too would pledge my sword and my undying fealty to Erc. He would suffer no evil so long as I drew breath, and even in death I would return in spectral form to haunt his enemies.
i would literally die for erc
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you know what funky kong? you’re absolutely right
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don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe
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this is what i am to god
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don’t be sad, low-poly deadlock rat
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when i got the outlet purse on you know i’m plugging him
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you could see bro calculating the risk
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