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You don't know side eye until you drop off your child at a German school 10 minutes late.
On my way to Köln, absolutely knackered. Have spilt coffee on myself twice and it’s not even 8:30am.
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My favourite part about this time of year is the German media teaching Germans about inflation via the ever increasing price of Oktoberfest beer.
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What the hell is an ampersand and why does it look like that?!
The first thing you need to know is that "&" used to be the 27th letter of the alphabet...
But there are three parts to this story. And the first begins over two thousand years ago in Ancient Rome with a single word: et. It's the Latin for "and". At some point Roman scribes started combining the two letters of et into a single symbol, which was the ancestor of our modern &.
The earliest example of the "et" symbol is actually from graffiti in Pompeii. In any case, it did not disappear with the fall of the Roman Empire.
Latin survived as the language of the Catholic Church and of scholarship in Medieval Europe. Scribes during the Dark Ages continued to use the & symbol. It evolved down the centuries, in places losing any semblance of the letters e and t whatsoever.
The second part of the story is that during the 18th and 19th centuries, as education and the teaching of literacy spread, & was added to the end of the alphabet as a sort of 27th letter.
On a related note, although "et cetera" is now usually just abbreviated as etc., for a long time it was instead abbreviated as "&c". The & was for et and the c for cetera.
The third and final part of the story is about how the alphabet was taught to children — and how it was read out loud.
As this 1822 Glossary of Words and Phrases explains, it had been normal during the Renaissance, when speaking the alphabet, to add "per se" before any letter which could also be a word on its own — "per se" means "by itself" in Latin.
Take the letter A, which can also be a word of its own. When reading out the alphabet people would say "A, per se A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, per se I..." and so on. O was also considered a word of its own.
Which means, when people got to the end of the alphabet, with & being the 27th letter, they would say: "S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, and per se &."
When this old way of reading the alphabet was taught to children in the 18th century and they were reciting it aloud, they would garble "and per se " into what eventually became... ampersand.
A Dictionary of Slang and Colloquial English from 1905 relates some of the many other pronunciations school children apparently came up with:
"Ampersand. The sign &; ampersand. Variants: Ann Passy Ann; anpasty; andpassy; anparse; apersie; per-se; ampassy; am-passy-ana; ampene-and; ampus-and; ampsyand; ampazad; amsiam; ampus-end; apperse-and; empersiand; amperzed; and zumzy-zan."
Well, of all the many pronunciations that might have stuck, it was "ampersand" which came to be accepted and is now the official name for &... rather than zumzy-zan. So, from hurried Roman scribes to unruly school children, that's where "&" came from.
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Time for my yearly public service announcement for any non-German whose kid is starting school in Germany, or who has moved to Germany with a school-age kid. This is what you need to know -
Replying to @Lynn_Nothegger
If you've never had a kid in a German school. This is a Heft. Kids need one for each subject. Hefte come with lines or squares, with or without a border, and hell mend you if you buy your kid the wrong one.
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This is a thread of phrases similar to “a few sandwiches short of a picnic” from around the world, starting with this one…
There’s a colourful old Swedish idiom that goes hjulet snurrar men hamstern är död. It means “the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead”
This morning on the way to work, the man cycling in front of me had those no-show trainer socks on with... Teva sport sandals.
New level of Deutsch unlocked.
This is ridiculous @MediaSaturn. We buy a fridge freezer from you SPECIFICALLY because the website said it doesn’t need a water line. It arrives, the ice maker needs a water line. Now your support chat says they won’t send someone to connect it. ??? This is your mistake.
New one for me: a male colleague whom I’ve never met before just addressed an email to me with ‘Hello Erwin’.
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Anyone who complains about falling fertility rates without talking about housing and childcare costs can be entirely ignored.
As a mixed race woman who has always loved Austen, I feel exceptionally thrilled with the expansion of the BCU.
Oh sorry, the Bridgerton Cinematic Universe.


















