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Dr. Mindbender

@erkeyzoo

Former nice guy. Brainwave scanner malfunction. Now I just observe the meat puppets and write the punchlines.

 California, USA
Joined January 2013
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1 year ago today, I was diagnosed with cancer (stage 3) adenocarcinoma. This was my 2nd dx. My 1st dx was in 2010. For anyone battling any type of illness, never stop fighting. It’s okay to be scared. It’s okay to cry. Don’t give up. Trust in God. I’m praying for you.
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When the tree falls, the monkeys scatter.
Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) profile pictureAndrew Feinberg
@AndrewFeinbergNov 5
Marco Rubio expected to step down and launch bid to be next US president ift.tt/aZG8swE
Marco Rubio expected to launch bid to be next US president

Marco Rubio expected to launch bid to be next US president

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🤯 TX just went Blue 🤯 Governor @GinaHinojosaTX 🫶 Congrats from California
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Has anyone checked on Ted Cruz? TX showed up and voted for @jamestalarico Talarico flipped Texas. 🤯
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Can the Chargers just move back to San Diego? Asking for all Chargers fans.
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People who like candy corn are FEDS. Have a safe Halloween’s 🎃🍬🍫
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Before smartphones, if I was out cheating on my girlfriend & spot a white van, I would run away, thinking a camera crew might jump out. IFYKYK
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Do this in LA, SD, SF at Chevron and Shell gas stations and not independent gas stations.
Steve Hilton (@SteveHiltonx) profile pictureSteve Hilton
@SteveHiltonxOct 24
We brought $3 GAS to Pomona, and the line was AROUND THE BLOCK! You can have it EVERY DAY with me as governor. In-person voting is open. We NEED you to vote NOW!
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Siri play: Revenge- Danger Mouse & Sparklehorse. Finally getting to this one…👀
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Reposting until the Chargers win a game. Again— they should consider relocating to Provo. Maybe Zion?
Dr. Mindbender (@erkeyzoo) profile pictureDr. Mindbender@erkeyzooOct 5
Just a friendly reminder, the Chargers ⚡️need to go into witness protection. I hear the weather in Utah is perfect for them. Can we send Mike McDaniel to Gitmo? asking for us Chargers fans.
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What’s the difference between existing & living to exist? What you chose determines your path. Choose wisely.
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The Path of Existence: This is the baseline minimum requirement. It requires very little effort because you simply let life happen to you. You stay in unfulfilling setups, hide from risk, and treat life like a series of boxes to check until time runs out.
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The Path of Living: Requires conscious choice & responsibility. It means defining what matters to you, acting on your goals, & showing up fully in the present moment. You face fears, build deep connections, & make decisions rather than letting your circumstances decide for you.
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Funny how people who are against pronouns have no problems with their potatoes identifying as…. Fries Hash browns Potato Salad Potato Chips Baked potatoes My potato identifies as potatoes au gratin
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Funny how those people who scream go back to Mexico, are patient enough to pull out their phones and open up Google Translate, when visiting said country.
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We went from OnlyFans to Only Executions in the blink of an eye. How the fuck did humanity get here? We need to Ctrl + Alt + Delete and reboot the entire species. President Camacho was supposed to be a warning, not a fucking campaign strategy. 🫠
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Just a friendly reminder, the Chargers ⚡️need to go into witness protection. I hear the weather in Utah is perfect for them. Can we send Mike McDaniel to Gitmo? asking for us Chargers fans.
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🎧 You are the star tonight Your sun electric, outta sight Your light eclipsed the moon tonight Electrolite You're out of sight🎶🎶🎶🎼🎵🎶 🔂
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Getting old sucks. The older I get, the more everything hurts. I’m about to start an Only Hurts page.
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Xavier Becerra to Steve Hilton in the California Governor Debate: Here’s the problem I have with your policies — you seem to welcome immigrants who look like you, but deport immigrants who look like me.
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