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you people have no sense of humor

ole miss football:

do you think their uniforms just say “state” bc they can’t spell mississippi

YOU SEARCH IN EVERY MODEL’S BED FOR SOMETHING GREATER BABYYYYYYYYY #1989TaylorsVersion

merry christmas to all, and to lsu, go to hell

RIP jimmy buffet

ill never forget that in the start of the pandemic i was in an accutane support group on fb, and people were stressed about masks causing acne flare ups, and then this guy said that he got a dr to write him a note saying he was exempt for medical purposes so he didn’t break out

uber needs a feature where you can request a driver to just come to jump your car and then leave call it uber spark or something also if u have jumper cables pls hmu

i came, i queued “all too well (ten minute version) on touchtunes, i left

on their way to mission navy yard for cinco margs

I see your “meeting that could have been an email” and i raise you “seven slack messages that could’ve been one”