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Design guy / cat person

Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2006
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Jesus christ
This is the proof to the World of Science and Mathematics that 1x1=2. #mathematics #worldofscience @rollingstone #proof
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is meatball an fruit
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TV show reboot pitch: “Cousin Larry AppleTV”
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just went pee
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That time Tucker Carlson forgot the very foundation of the country he calls home
#Tucker: Why does America benefit from having tons of people from failing countries come here? @FoxNews
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I’ve been managing humans for ~20 years. These are the sad truths about corporate HR practices and policies (and representatives). Your HRBP might be a nice person, but their job is to protect the business, not you. Never you. youtu.be/Wq7-9tVowWI?is=Y-cg…
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Book of Dougs : a Latin poem by Ovid #TheGoodPlace
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I haven’t been on this platform much for a while. Just pretending it doesn’t exist I guess. But here are 30 minutes of reasons never to come back. Later, skaters. Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI?si=ZPnV…
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Fun fact: You can still fly without a Real ID if you pinky swear not to do it again
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At Hot Mulligan and Drug Church at the Palladium and I’d like to report that I am very old
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It’s tough to choose because Jim Rash’s Dean Pelton is amazing in every scene, but this might be my favorite youtu.be/WZ2TC8duaoE?si=YKAh…
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Congrats to the @browsercompany team!
Today, The Browser Company of New York is entering into an agreement to be acquired by Atlassian for $610M in an all-cash transaction. We will operate independently, with Dia as our focus. Our objective is to bring Dia to the masses. 🔗 More details from our team below
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Guess whose got black thumbs and just spilled a bottle of leather dye!
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I can’t remember the last time I had a customer support experience as unreasonable and unprofessional as the exchange I just had with @UberEats. Uninstalled the app. DoorDash from now on.
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Recessed lights in my living room… do I want a dozen smart bulbs or a couple smart switches?
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