@esmexq

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Joined April 2026
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dave@mxgicdaveJun 1
katniss and peeta
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Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be
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This right here. I lost out on a couple hundred dollars and a half day of work because a cop said I wasn’t wearing my seatbelt (I was) The only profession where you can be completely wrong with impunity and just mess people’s lives up.
Snarcasm Queen@MoreOrLessAMessMay 29
The most disturbing part about this video is if she did have a right hand, the ticket would stand, her insurance rates would go up, if she had a cdl, her company might fire her. We give entirely too much weight to the testimony of cops who refuse to believe they were ever wrong
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"lend me some sugar, i am your neighbour" is a verse you couldn't write in modern atomized neoliberal society
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po@polarts_May 31
the mockingjay
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paavs@jagermeisterniMay 29
job market so bad i got laid off... from an INTERNSHIP... i got via NEPOTISM??????????? what is going on
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Lowkey as an English Brit, i’m more than ok with the rest of the planet taking the piss but the moment an American does it I’m suddenly a patriot 😭
Sørine 🐝🐝
@sorinetheturtleMay 30
I like making fun of England and the UK in general, all Europeans do. But when Americans do it I get so pissed. Who do they think they are? Up the Brits!
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LMAOOO
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did the zoo just get wifi or what
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advertisement on Amazon for a tent, depicting kids with an open flame on their blanket
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what if we were two challah turtles kissing on a cooling rack...?
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Me gusta pintar gatos con óleos :3
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Freyy
@Freyy_isMay 29
there are people out here cooking without garlic powder and onion powder and i genuinely need to understand the why?
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🦆@mangh_oeMay 29
I'm not hearing anything from the nation that mostly refer to pasta as noodles 😭
Qui-Gon Jim@jimbojd4May 29
Since we hating on Europeans I just wanna add that I absolutely loathe the way British people say “pasta”
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The most disturbing part about this video is if she did have a right hand, the ticket would stand, her insurance rates would go up, if she had a cdl, her company might fire her. We give entirely too much weight to the testimony of cops who refuse to believe they were ever wrong
CBS News
@CBSNewsMay 28
Kathleen Thomas was issued a citation in February after a Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputy pulled her over for allegedly using a phone with her right hand. But Thomas doesn't have a right hand. This week, the officer requested that the citation be dismissed. Here's bodycam footage of the traffic stop.
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@mentnelsonMay 29
I designed this hat to preserve my grandma’s legacy
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The chances of a bird learning your skills and stealing your job are low but never zero…
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Føxxø@F0xXWildMay 29
Weekend Plans
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