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EBS

@estockbridge

Business, law, tomfoolery. Cooking enthusiast. Reasonable with a light snark glaze. I’m correct, but it’s not legal or financial advice.

 Texas, USA
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Joined June 2009
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Whole milk, heavy cream, and full-fat ice cream or GTFO.
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Okay, time to get serious about these election results: since we all have to be transgender now, here’s my updated headshot. Now who has a good name for me?
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Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
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I love waking up to the smell of repudiated fascism.
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Sweet sweet music
Conor Rogers (@conorjrogers) profile pictureConor Rogers
@conorjrogersNov 4
Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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I am floored. This is incredible!
Texas Monthly (@TexasMonthly) profile pictureTexas Monthly@TexasMonthlyNov 4
Breaking: Gina Hinojosa has pulled off one of the greatest upsets in Texas political history by unseating Greg Abbott for Texas Governor. She will be the first Democrat to occupy the Texas Governor’s Mansion since the late Ann Richards in the nineties. texasmonthly.com/news-politi…
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And good defeats evil.
Texas Monthly (@TexasMonthly) profile pictureTexas Monthly@TexasMonthlyNov 4
Breaking: James Talarico has defeated Ken Paxton in the race for U.S. Senate. He has become the first Democrat to win a statewide race in Texas since 1994 and the first of his party elected to the U.S. Senate from Texas since 1988.
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Did @NorahODonnell just say that @GinaHinojosaTX could be Texas’s first Hispanic governor? I guess that’s true if we don’t count the Hispanic presidents before annexation but y’all aren’t ready to have that conversation.
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I love Bottoms. This is a political post. Well…it’s also a political post.
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Dallas had pretty cool stickers.
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Rocking back and forth in my office, waiting for real vote numbers to start coming in. I’m hopeful but very nervous.
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I accept your terms
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZNov 3
Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him tmz.me/4Aap1wW

Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him

Donald Trump is already eyeing his next political gig ... joking he'll pack his bags and move to Israel to become prime minister if Americans ever get sick of him.

tmz.com
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Bexar, Dallas, Harris, Waller, Blanco, Bowie, Nueces Counties!!!!! Please be aware of these elections monitors at the polls! VOTER PROTECTION #’s English - 866-687-8683 Spanish - 888-839-8682 Asian Languages - 888-274-8683 Arabic - 866-925-5287 Disability Rights TX - 888-796-8683
Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) profile pictureScott MacFarlane
@MacFarlaneNewsNov 3
Justice Dept releases list of where it is sending 1,000 election monitors Many, many, many are heavily Democratic districts: Alabama •Jefferson •Montgomery •Mobile Alaska •Anchorage •Dillingham •Kusilvak Arizona •Maricopa •Pima •Apache •Navajo Arkansas •Pulaski •Washington California •Los Angeles •Alameda •Sacramento •San Diego Colorado •Adams Connecticut •New Haven Delaware •New Castle Florida •Leon •Hillsborough •Miami Dade •Broward •Palm Beach Georgia •Cobb •DeKalb •Fulton •Gwinnett •Chatham •Bibb Hawaii •Honolulu Idaho •Ada Illinois •Chicago •Cook •Champaign •Sangamon •St. Clair •Madison Indiana •Lake •Marion Iowa •Linn •Polk Kansas •Johnson •Wyandotte •Sedgwick Kentucky •Fayette •Jefferson Louisiana •Orleans •East Baton Rouge •Lafayette Maine •Lewiston •Portland •South Portland Maryland •Prince Georges Massachusetts •Lowell •Boston Michigan •Lansing •E. Lansing •Grand Rapids •Flint •Detroit •Hamtramck •Warren •Dearborn Minnesota •Minneapolis •Hennepin •Ramsey Mississippi •Lafayette •Hinds Missouri •St. Louis •Jackson •Clay Montana •Yellowstone Nebraska •Douglas Nevada •Clark New Hampshire •Manchester •Nashua New Jersey •Middlesex •Bergen •Union New Mexico •Bernalillo New York •New York •Westchester •Kings •Albany •Erie North Carolina •Alamance •Mecklenburg •Wake North Dakota •Cass Ohio •Cuyahoga •Franklin •Medina Oklahoma •Muskogee •Tulsa •Oklahoma Oregon •Multnomah Pennsylvania •Philadelphia •Allegheny •Luzerne •Lehigh Rhode Island •Pawtucket South Carolina •Charleston South Dakota •Minnehaha Tennessee •Davidson •Knox •Shelby Texas •Bexar •Dallas •Harris •Waller •Blanco •Bowie •Nueces Utah •Salt Lake Vermont •Burlington Virginia •Charlottesville •Fairfax •Prince William •Virginia Beach Washington •King •Yakima West Virginia •Kanawha Wisconsin •Madison •Milwaukee Wyoming •Laramie County
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If you're in Dallas and you witness a federal election monitor, contact me on Signal at stevanzetti.12 I would like to monitor the monitors
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Nov 3
Trump's Justice Department announced it is sending about 1,000 "election monitors" to polling places in all 50 states huffpost.com/entry/election-…
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Someone told me to "vote according to Biblical values!" So I voted for welcoming immigrants, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, and loving all our neighbors.
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My wife and I go on Sunday mornings to find the best cinnamon roll in our area. This will not make the cut.
Snackolator (@snackolator) profile pictureSnackolator
@snackolatorNov 2
Kraft CINNAMON ROLL Mac & Cheese is 100% real and it's headed to Walmart stores now! This will take Kraft Mac & Cheese and give it that sweet cinnamon roll flavor twist... how that's going to turn out good, I don't know, but I want to find out! You can find this exclusively at Walmart for a limited time - I'll update as soon as it arrives on shelves. Are you trying @kraftmacncheese Cinnamon Roll!? #kraft #macandcheese #walmart #walmartfinds #kraftmacandcheese
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Prepare yourself, comrades
Burlington Throat Factory 🍉🏳️‍🌈 (@jennmint) profile pictureBurlington Throat Factory 🍉🏳️‍🌈@jennmintNov 2
Only one more day until we turn everyone gay and trans, enact sharia law, bring Satan to schools, and replace white people everywhere!
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Reminder for MAGA Christen voters: When you vote for the "lesser" evil (as you rationalize it) so you can "save babies" ... you're literally saying "I'm ok with children being raped if it saves a baby." And your last vote directly raised abortion numbers 21%, nationally.
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Welp. A bird pooped on me. Not a great start to the day.
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Wow, I can’t believe the editor of the federalist is a bigot who thinks poor children shouldn’t experience even fleeting happiness. Wait. Yes I can.
Joy Pullmann (@JoyPullmann) profile pictureJoy Pullmann@JoyPullmannNov 1
Replying to @walk52513533
I’m not sure spending $500 giving grocery bags full of candy to chubby kids with diabetes is an investment in their futures.
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