Ethan

Health influencer Santa Cruz interviewed Wavy MMA, the undefeated amateur MMA fighter who is planning to fight a CHIMPANZEE 🤯 He mentions that his fight with the chimp will have staff ready with tranquilizers, will be set on grass with a large cage enclosure, opens up on his gameplan to fight the chimp, and that he’s gotten offers to fight a Polar Bear with a sword 😳 “They’re not going to cut the teeth, they’re not going to cut the claws or anything like that, and there’s going to be people with tranquilizers as well. I want to go against this wild animal and test myself against it, I don’t want to k-ll this wild animal and I don’t want to d-e. We are going to fight until I see, obviously, I’m winning. If it’s k-lling me, it’s going to get tranquilized.” “I’ve weighed out the risks, I’ve weighed out the benefits. I got a couple game plans here. The first plan I’m going to be keeping it at distance, seeing if I can keep it off me, we’ll go for a couple minutes, I’ll get this thing exhausted and then I’ll go in for a slam or something, or, which might be the more likely scenario, this thing jumps on my right away, then I have to try as hard as I can to knock this out with a slam.” (Via @santacruzmedicinals / IG)

🇳🇱 Edwin van der Sar

Bruno Fernandes becomes the second-fastest Manchester United player to reach 200 PL goal involvements! 🔥📈

Bryan Mbeumo. Stretford End. ERUPTION! 🤯

🚨🇹🇷 EXCLUSIVE: André Onana agrees to join Trabzonspor, here we go! All contracts are now signed on player side, waiting on counter approval from Trabzonspor and travel next week. Deal done on loan from Manchester United as revealed on Saturday, no buy option or loan fee.