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🕊 I dont play in any bands

Baltimore, MD
Joined July 2015
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Replying to @bbluerosezzz
"dude we literally rape and enslave them but you cant compare it to rape and slavery" shut the fuck up cunt
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My gay son and I just got to our seats at the Bills/Ravens game and he's so excited to see Lamar Jackson play!
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people are dying from the #JerkOffAndKillYourselfChallenge
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I’m gonna be the first serial killer who exclusively targets other jacked dudes who I just fistfight to death
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My loved ones when i tragically pass in a car accident: Bruhh noo bruhh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭nooooooo😭😭😭😭😭bruhhhh
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If Lebron really wants to settle the GOAT debate he does what Jordan never could… Come to Major League Baseball and lead the Baltimore Orioles to a World Series ring.
BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Los Angeles Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.
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My victim keeps asking me why I’m killing him. I’m just crazy bro 😭
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aye and put that nigga on speaker so i can say thank u playa 😂✌️
me to a man who wants to split the bill: i can call my dad for money & pay for us both if u need
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Being vegan is incredibly easy for me because I am rich as fuck #truthnuke
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All your secret wishes Could right now be coming true And be forever With my poison arms around you
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just learned about this band through the #GRAMMYs hashtag and….. found my people?
‘NEVER ENOUGH’ by Turnstile wins the #GRAMMYs award for Best Rock Album.
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Welcome to the krusty krab we got the hamburger we got the dab
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One year sober from the last born free woooooo
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Shut up
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Replying to @charli_xcx
at my sons funeral and all I want is a follow back. im from yorkshire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Being mad paralyzed is lowkey goated when giving up on multiple life long goals is the vibe
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