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Kwa-Mhlaba Uyalingana
Joined February 2009
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This is actually very positive feedback. I’m not in a position to elaborate further.
That Ibiza music bores me to death.
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Euphonik™♛ retweeted
HAPPY FRIDAY!! @Zoe_Modiga for #FreshFridays and @euphonik every last Friday of the month!! WELCOME!! #RollCall: Who are you? Where are you listening from? 95.9 FM | DStv 861| kaya959.co.za 59.co. 086 00 00 959 | WhatsApp 063 688 0959
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Proverbs 17:14
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Labafana abathi “Okes” Ave benothando
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Render unto Caesar…
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Current mood 😅
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“Maw’bona kutsi sime ngawe lomdzala ubo kwesha siwe.” 😅
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Tough time to be a DJ 🤣
People will literally hate you for your ability to read the room, recognize patterns, and see right through masks.
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Mak’hluleke wena bhoza lami ay’valwe lento. 🤣😅
Replying to @Sassafrass_84
At this point, I would prefer to be alone and just spend time with my kids
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I can tell you okes haven’t figured out it’s a costume party because you keep showing up with your real faces 🤣😅
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Euphonik™♛ retweeted
Africa’s motorsport ambitions are making headlines, while @DJFreshSA and @euphonik are giving us the 411 on @OhShipSA 🛳️ - from 18 hours of partying to MÖRDA and DJ Clock on headline duty 🫡🔥 | #PluggedIn, hosted by @FreshByCaddy 📺 Weekdays at 17:00 CAT on CH 322 @DStv
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Tjerrr izinto ziyabiza or kuhlupheka mina?
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Ash cash!! 🙌🏾🔥
Ranked #75 in the world 🙏🏾❤️🥹 Thank you ❤️🙏🏾 #Top100Djs
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Asking GPT to give you serum presets for elements in songs is PEAK!!!
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A lady on TikTok went to Egypt and hated it, the comments said “I mean… the reviews are in the Bible.” 😂
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How it feels to ask the Chinese ai models for help on something Claude won’t agree to
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“Ang’phetse kahle emaSwati” 🔥🔥🔥
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Siphila nabo sibati.
Being intelligent is a curse. You read the room, recognize the patterns, and still have to remain silent so as not to offend the ignorant.
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HYPOTHETICALLY… IF I BOUGHT MY HOUSE FOR $125,000 IN 2002 AND THE COUNTY NOW SAYS IT’S WORTH $487,000, WHERE DID I ACTUALLY MAKE $362,000? Did I sell it? No. Did I receive $362,000? No. Did somebody hand me a check for the new assessed value? Obviously not. But my property taxes still go up because, on paper, my house is suddenly worth hundreds of thousands more. That’s the part that doesn’t make sense to me. This isn’t income. It isn’t cash sitting in my bank account. It’s a number someone assigned to my property, and now I’m being billed based on that number. If my stock portfolio doubles but I don’t sell, I haven’t turned that gain into cash. If my salary stays the same, I don’t suddenly owe more income tax because someone thinks I’m worth more. So why does owning a home work differently? WHY AM I PAYING TAX ON A GAIN I NEVER REALIZED? A house isn’t just an investment. It’s where people live. You can pay off the mortgage, own the property outright, and still face a bigger bill every year because the value of the house went up on paper. At some point, you have to ask what “owning” something actually means if the cost of keeping it can keep rising because of money you never received. THIS ISN’T ABOUT WHETHER THE HOUSE IS “WORTH” MORE. IT’S ABOUT BEING CHARGED FOR VALUE YOU NEVER TURNED INTO CASH. And people are starting to notice.
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