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@evaboneva_

31 | bronze @Halo player | former mlgpro shitposter, current twitter shitposter

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Joined August 2018
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yeahhhhhh i'm not getting this job
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eva (@evaboneva_) profile pictureeva@evaboneva_28 Jul 2025
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dont worry everyone, i got my names for wow forever :^)
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wanted one last picture of my lil gnome before the beta goes down. i haven't been this excited for a game in who knows how long i can't wait for wow forever to come out, i think it's gonna be something really special to me for awhile :^)
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This is literally just aimbot gameplay. Not even the fastest CS2 player has aim like this. If these guys were this good, They would already be doing Esports to make easy money.
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the replies are frying me bc this is literally a clip of me playing campaign on mouse and keyboard and it's devolved into aim assist debate
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EA is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Electronic Arts is no friend of mine
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no one told me i'd be fighting N64 suicide squad's king shark in gears of war: e-day
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this is the worst thing i’ve ever heard im gonna throw up 😭😭
BioWare (@bioware) profile pictureBioWare
@biowareOct 21
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halo HAS to get a new game because i'm seeing levels of schizoposting i only thought were possible in the deep crevices of the internet
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like we’re really upset with @MintBlitz for *checks notes* having friends and going positive in ctf
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when you see your crush in public 💕🫣🥰
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LF1M for boar killing.
In the middle of the image are four adventurers, all of whom look particularly griefable. The party's composition, from left to right, is as follows: - Male human warrior - Female human mage - Male dwarf warrior - Male human hunter

ALT In the middle of the image are four adventurers, all of whom look particularly griefable. The party's composition, from left to right, is as follows: - Male human warrior - Female human mage - Male dwarf warrior - Male human hunter

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now why did he say all of that? 😭😭
Clint "Maven" Evans (@Maven) profile pictureClint "Maven" Evans
@MavenOct 7
I’ll be stepping away from the CDL for the foreseeable future. As some of you know, I was very close to my casting partner Joe and his family. Maurisa was one of my best friends. We remained friends, after they divorced, and along the way it became more than that and we started dating. I understand how unconventional/taboo it is. It’s truly not something I ever foresaw happening. I hope that one day I’ll be back working on the CDL. If not, it was a hell of a ride, and I appreciate the love over the years. Please continue to show support to Joe, the CDL, and its talent!
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they say cratos never misses 🎯
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Cratos (@CarlosAyalaJr) profile pictureCratos@CarlosAyalaJrSep 24
Idk why the devs that got fired haven’t came out and apologized to us. Weird how all their tweets about how it’s been a honor and how they are looking to see what the future holds. Nahhhh they should be begging for my forgiveness for ruining halo after halo
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when the fajitas come out sizzlin
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this is frying me wtf did i do??? 😭😭
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eva (@evaboneva_) profile pictureeva@evaboneva_Sep 30
its funny bc i still hyperfixate on most of these games to this day ✨
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its funny bc i still hyperfixate on most of these games to this day ✨
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@Alune55Sep 27
Damn bro you must be so unlucky to get bad teammates for 3 straight years in gold
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everyday i log onto this website and take psychic damage bc what do you mean a game called halo with a protagonist named john 1:17 with an antagonistic group of religious zealots that follow false prophets had no biblical allusions?? 😭😭
Thel (@ThelVanDamme) profile pictureThel@ThelVanDammeSep 25
Replying to @shekelmanc64
Almost nothing about halo had Bible allusions.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Halo has many Biblical allusions per sources: John-117 (John 1:17/Rev 1:17), Covenant, Flood (Noah), Ark, "It's finished" (John 19:30), Demon, Prophets. halopedia.org/List_of_refere… gamedeveloper.com/business/decip… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_(fra…
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honestly too upset to tweet about halo right now, just know this is a wow account in the meantime
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