@evan_coco

Arizona State Alum | NYC

 New York, New York
Joined December 2012
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Made it on TFM #finallyfamous nitter.cf/totalfratmove/status/7…
Total Frat Move
@totalfratmove
19 Feb 2016
Arizona State Intramurals’ Live-Tweets Of Greek League Basketball Just Keep Getting Better: tfm.li/8Ob9kb
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@the_P_God
Sep 28
A rogue Claude agent broke into my phone and made plans to drink 15-25 beers and watching TNF with my absolute boys, I'm horrified man this is extremely concerning behavior from the frontier labs
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POV: You went apple picking, shopping, and did all the yard work on a CFB Saturday
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THIS LEAGUE Ole Miss Band plays neck after the win
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Chuzz
@chuzztopher
Sep 20
Sam Leavitt when his 1st read isn’t there:
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Fuck it let’s slap a data center right here
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All jokes and bitterness aside…. …. Fuck Sam Leavitt
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Ok, first off, a tiger…swimming in the swamp? Tigers don’t even like water. If you placed it near a jungle, or some sort of dry land, that’d make sense. But you find yourself in the swamp, I’m assuming it’s in the Everglades, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb Gator with his 20 or 30 friends. You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
Auburn Football
@AuburnFootball
Sep 16
Game 3 · Nowhere to Hide 🦅
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Cleared for flipping 🤸‍♂️
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It’s kinda fucked up that teachers get paid more than Fantasy Football Commissioners
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemes
Sep 10
Jayden Daniels after finding out Sam Darnold got hurt on the 5th play of the season
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There is absolutely no way in hell that Nick Bosa is losing on the first Kirkiversary #49ersML
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Update I just got from yahoo fantasy. Please god
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We are all #Bolievers now
Chris Karpman
@ChrisKarpman
Aug 29
BREAKING: Cutter Boley has been named Arizona State's QB starter, two people familiar with the decision tell @SunDevilSource. ASU coach Kenny Dillingham is expected to discuss the decision following the team's Saturday morning practice. Extensive details: 247sports.com/college/arizon…
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4:59 with respect to Jayden Daniels
Alex Ward
@alexbward
Aug 25
In honor of Dolly, everyone must clock out at 5pm.
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SYBAU
Kyle
@KyleM_FF
Aug 20
My fantasy football "hot take" is that if your league still uses kickers, it's a Micky Mouse league Rooting for drives to stall so your kicker can swing your matchup is so lame If you want to level up your league and make scoring more enjoyable, add these changes 1. Remove Kickers 2. Remove Defenses 3. Add a second flex position 4. Change QB scoring to 6 points for passing TDs 5. Add a weekly matchup against the median
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Damn even his own Dad can’t wear the #5
Nicki Jhabvala
@NickiJhabvala
Aug 18
Jayden Daniels with his dad and Wale post-practice.
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Make it 5 runs for the Phils in the 5th! (Don't sue us)
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Went from 4 to 6 runs out of respect for Jayden Daniels

Gunnar Henderson caps a 4-for-4 night with a 2-run homer!

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New York Mets
@Mets
Aug 15
Stopped at 4 out of respect for Jayden Daniels #LGM #MetsWin
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Dr. Anthony Fauci will reportedly be required to return to Capitol Hill and redo his congressional testimony after being informed the Fifth Amendment no longer exists. Jayden’s making sure we get all the answers 👏🏻
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