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There are times when it's better to stay silent because the best response would be a punch in the face and a kick
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I need a full grand jury investigation into why Disney Channel had a 14-year-old girl having an identity crisis where she literally hallucinates mutating into a living coat rack because she’s no longer profitable to her family😭🎥
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Single people, when you’re in the mood to get intimate, what’s your coping mechanism? 🤔👀
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First day stream go shock Peruzzi hin no go believe say na the same song everybody Dey gas no reach 500k streams 😭
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You can’t fake this vibe at the Capital Sage Mega Exhibition happening live in Ibadan, you dey miss a lot as you no come 😜.
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The CEO received a resignation email from an employee he had never heard of.
The email read:
“After seven years of covering up mistakes I did not make, I have decided to leave this company. My final working day will be Friday.”
The CEO forwarded it to HR.
CEO: “Who is this person, and why have I never heard of him?”
HR checked the employee database.
HR Director: “His name isn’t listed anywhere.”
The CEO suspected a scam until the email included internal project codes, confidential meeting dates, and the names of senior managers.
He ordered an investigation.
By the following afternoon, IT discovered that the email belonged to a former employee whose account had supposedly been deactivated four years earlier.
They traced the login to a computer inside the company’s finance department.
The CEO summoned the finance director.
CEO: “Do you know this person?”
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Jason Momoa & girlfriend Adria Arjona during their holiday while shopping in Milan.


































