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Idiot whose career is serving up culture war slop to right wing chodes pretends to be disappointed when the political movement she empowered didn't implement any productive policy.
When did you ever support a serious political platform you moronic grifter?
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🦖 Large Trog 🦕 retweeted
“Theyre gonna find out what its like to have a failure of a governor”
19 children were gunned down in their school and he didnt do anything
250 people FROZE to death while our power grid failed and he didnt do anything
120 people drowned in a flood and he didnt do anything
🦖 Large Trog 🦕 retweeted
Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude
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Texas' new attorney general Nathan Johnson has revealed that he composed the score for 67 episodes of ‘DRAGON BALL Z’ as well as 5 of the Dragon Ball movies.
(Source: variety.com/2026/artisans/ne…)
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Elon Musk now lives in a blue state after moving from California to Texas to live in a red state.
He spent $224 million to keep Texas red, and failed.
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, James Talarico just went on Fox News and blew them away. This guy is a generational talent.
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Texas is now under Selena Law.
You will baila esta cumbia at the HEB
(all grocery stores will be now be HEB)
People will be treated como la flor (con tanto amor)
Children will study fotos y recuerdos of actual history
Make sure your car gets that carcacha sticker
🦖 Large Trog 🦕 retweeted
Kurt Angle gives advice to somebody who just came out the closet:
“I just want to encourage you to be yourself and your olympic hero says it’s okay to suck sometimes”
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
🦖 Large Trog 🦕 retweeted
Someone get me a cowboy hat, some Blue Bell Ice Cream, and a large number 5 from Whataburger with a Dr Pepper. I'm feelin' EXTRA TEXAN







































