Charlie Kenton

Left my girlfriend’s apartment because her dog was farting too much

It’s so obvious Whittingham and Beck are not the long term options for Michigan. They need to go in a new direction. Like a mid-range tesla wielding monkey. He could even have a bubble to protect the team. Big plus if he was from the moon.

If there’s downtime and your first instinct is to ask if I wanna play Catan you are a lesser life form.

Come outside

Lions might have lost but “Offensive Guru” Ben Johnson and the Bears dropped a Jimmy John’s delivery fee

Brother’s fantasy league is doing insane things

Gimme Fall

Thanks for completing my order man

I’m watching quad boxes you couldn’t even dream of constructing

The sole objective of the Democratic Party over the next 5 years needs to be fine tuning their congressional baseball roster.

I exist on this earth for the sole purpose of being emotionally tortured

Spotify being down sucks because I can’t tell if I discovered an artist or if I have to move forward acting like I got in 200,000 monthly listeners ago

I will be there no matter what

We need to kill the narrative that Franz was good at Michigan

Making a LinkedIn burner. Is this anything?

I want an octopus so bad

Took this picture at the zoo. Sending it to every trio I’m apart of with “us fr”

Is it cheating if I use my birding app at the zoo?