I’m not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
Bushwick, Brooklyn
Joined November 2019
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Don’t come around me if “hot dog joint” is in the bio of your Instagram… I don’t like to mix with chungus like dat
Still kinda recovering from learning that my mom doesn’t know what comme des garçons is like okay loser ass bitch alert
just telling you guys that any time I’ve asked Richard kern to shoot me he has basically told me that he’s recently fallen down the stairs. When the bitch is so ugly you have to pretend fall down the stairs 5 times
Getting my blood work done tomorrow and I am serious scared that my blood is going to be the color of matcha from Dunkin’ Donuts like omggggg
I’m Mackenzie of Mackenzie
today my friend mackenzie of mackenzie was like i dont fear divorce because i know that it will mean total apocalypse and the end of civilization like if i get divorced everything will just end for good so ill have nothing further to fear. and i was like i dont fear divorce because then i will have a reason to shave my vulva again despite my disgusting face and my premenopausal vaginal dryness. what was interesting to me about this exchange was that it became obvious we hold the exact same sentiments regarding divorce
I really love the way her mind works. Like I really do. I understand that there is something about Heidi Klum’s Halloween party that is very buzzfeed derp chungus but I think her thought processes are always EXTREMELY fascinating
There is something wrong with me that everyone knows except me and I have fought my whole life to figure it out but it’s literally Merp.com like oh well
