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Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2010
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It’s a Bad Year to be A Jay Z Hater!!!🔥
GOAT’s out of the bag. @sc #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI
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GOAT’s out of the bag. @sc #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI
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GOAT’s out of the bag. @sc #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI
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The Cheesecake Factory has them more triggered than the shitty Trump economy, where everything is unaffordable, a losing war, and blatant corruption. Pure clownery.
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PSA: If you’re more upset about Obama making a joke about Cheesecake Factory than you are about Trump making it impossible for you to afford to EAT at a Cheesecake Factory, then congratulations, because YOU are an idiot, and an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.
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Y'all voted for racism and got poverty instead. Enjoy. – at Jackson, MS
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One of the hardest lessons in communication is learning how to navigate conflict. What you lack the courage to address today often becomes a much greater problem tomorrow
He literally explained The Benefits of Being Confrontational.
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Bringing this back to the TL.
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This Administration is a Joke!
The United States is now importing fuel from Russia, per President Trump.
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Having to pay $3,000 out of pocket for my daughter’s braces while having what the dentist called “really good dental insurance” is exactly why I’ll continue to say this Dental and vision not being included in health insurance is a scam that doesn’t get talked about nearly enough
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Absolute chills watching this. 🥹
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Sorry but once you start purchasing quality clothes, it’s very hard to go back to shopping fast fashion. The difference in texture on your skin feels completely different!
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Why does this even matter?
BREAKING: Lindsay Clancy’s lone holdout juror reportedly had an active restraining order against him, & more than $12,000 in unpaid rent while serving on the murder trial.
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Let me be REAL for a minute: You cannot work full time, stay in great shape, be an amazing spouse, be a great parent, keep up with every friend, build a business, invest, grow your wealth, travel, read, have hobbies, keep the house together, answer every text, eat perfectly, sleep 8 hours a night and somehow be fully present for ALL OF IT. That’s complete bullshit.
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Happy 45th birthday to the legend Beyoncé and happy 20th anniversary to her album B’Day!! 🎂💙
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Guys, rich people don’t drive Toyotas. I don’t care what Dave Ramsey’s bunk research says.
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RUSSELL 💙 🧡 To a legend on and off the floor, congrats on retirement and thank you for everything you gave to the city @russwest44
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Thank You @russwest44 🫡
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