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ceo of clana

she/her
Joined May 2019
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Getting paid and immediately paying my credit card bill.
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A partida do Fortnite assim e eu abrindo o baú:
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NECESSITO ENCONTRAR O BAÚ COM O TOKEN DA LOJA PIRATA NO FORTNITE
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Everyone logging on fortnite for the free stuff
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opening a chest in the middle of a fight to see if i get the pirate shop token
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my delusional ass thinking im gonna find the special fortnite token in the first chest i see:
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Graças a Deus gastando com vbucks no Fortnite e não com fraldas
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“friday…” defender
Which episode was your favorite?
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Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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how carrie was looking to EVERYONE in school
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here she comes! be kind to her world
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paid on friday and broke by monday
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the ATM be moving so slow btch come on before I get robbed fr
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i hate going to people house and the ceiling fan spinning loose asf like bitch is it safe in here?
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Can someone just hire me without an interview? I can do the job but I can't handle the interview.
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#OnThisDay 25 years ago, #TomWelling stepped into the super shoes of Clark Kent in #Smallville 🦸 Tell us your favourite scene!
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it started with clana so that's what makes the most sense. y'all clois stans need serious help. #Smallville #Clana
Should’ve shown the Clois pic instead of Clana. Fuck Warner bros.
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if yo car ugly it dont need to be loud we dgaf how fast that chum bucket is
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no hyperfixation ever truly goes away it lies in dormant in your brain like a sleeper agent and gets activated when you least expect it
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