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I'm making some updates to my Ko-Fi and website!
Firstly, 5 new slots will be available tomorrow...
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Somewhere, in a universe next to ours, a man who looks very much like Patrick Stewart wakes up from a long strange dream and begins playing the flute.
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I know that defending kinky pornography isn't exactly something most people want to do publicly, but we should all be pretty terrified of this, honestly.
A staggering level of censorship, and prison time and a place on the sex offender's register if you call someone "Daddy".
Did you know that on the 6th of November 2026 the UK Government is banning the publication and possession of pornography depicting breath play, age-play, and incest?
The maximum sentence for publication offences is five years imprisonment.
This will affect publishers and consumers globally.
The offences are, in simple terms:
1. Strangulation or suffocation.
(2 years for possession, 5 years for publication)
2. Penetrative sexual activity between people pretending to be related.
(2 years for possession, 5 years for publication)
3. Sexual activity between two people where (a reasonable person would think) at least one person is, or is pretending to be, under sixteen.
(3 years for possession, 5 years for publication)
I have provided criminal and obscenity law advice to UK and global creators, producers, platforms, and consumers on pornography publication and possession offences since 2006.
Please feel free to contact me at [email protected] for formal legal advice.
gov.uk/guidance/crime-and-po…
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I think patrick stewart as captain picard in star trek: the next generation pronounced the words of the english language the greatest they will ever be pronounced
Completely blind and totalitarian
Ofcom outlines ways social media can verify ages of users bbc.in/4zlKt2a
It’s easy to laugh at “BBW face sitting” being banned in the UK but the reason they ban things like this is because it’s not something you can oppose in polite company without seeming like a pervert
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I’d like to expose the lack of technical expertise behind British online child safety policies, challenge Ofcom’s credibility, and explain why existing parental controls should be prioritised over compulsory identity verification.
To anyone with expertise in online child safety, this is more word soup from another British MP.
I’ve advised the British government on these matters, and I can say with confidence that despite their confident statements, politicians demonstrate a lack of basic technical knowledge.
The same applies to Ofcom.
After multiple meetings with Ofcom and the British Home Office about SMS fraud, I was told the Home Office would write to Ofcom asking it to stop misleading the public about SMS fraud because it was siding with mobile operators instead of the public.
During my final meeting with Ofcom, I asked why it continued to repeat claims I’d already demonstrated were technically false, including through testing that involved every UK mobile network operator.
My experience has left me convinced that Ofcom is causing more harm than good.
The same problem is evident in the debate about online child safety.
Smartphones already have excellent parental controls that millions of parents and schools use to block unsuitable apps, websites and services, restrict content and set time limits.
Yet politicians and Ofcom continue to demand that tech companies redesign their services for children while pushing compulsory identity verification.
They ignore existing parental controls that allow parents to protect their children without forcing everyone else to surrender their privacy and online anonymity.
If child safety was really a top priority, why aren’t they teaching parents how to use these controls?
Journalists should be asking politicians and regulators two simple questions.
Why aren’t you educating parents about the parental controls already built into smartphones, which independent technical experts in child safety and mobile security consider highly effective?
And why are you demanding that social media and other companies make their content safe for children while simultaneously arguing that children should be banned from those same services?
You need to pick one.
Making every adult service safe for every child is technically impossible. Preventing children from accessing unsuitable services is already possible through smartphone parental controls.
Parents can decide what’s appropriate for their own children without forcing an entire country to surrender its privacy and online anonymity.
The relentless push for compulsory identity verification, while ignoring existing parental controls, tells me that protecting children isn’t the real priority.
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🚨BREAKING: All Britons may need ID to use social media, the UK's online safety regulator today announces
“This plan for a government ‘social media ban’ is a national ID system by the back door.
Both the government and Ofcom have admitted that children will get around the ban, which means the real effect will be normalising adults and children alike to hand over their passports just to get online.
Hundreds of thousands of people without ID, who tend to be poorer people, and many more who don’t want to risk handing their passports over to foreign tech companies will be locked out of huge parts of the internet.
The plan will kill anonymity online, whilst the UK’s culture of speech policing is reaching a crisis point. The policy is painfully misguided, an Orwellian assault on free speech and privacy, and will make children no safer at all.
The false illusion that children aren’t on social media will cause the companies to abandon all their child safety measures. The Government could be promoting meaningful safety measures and supporting parental controls that genuinely protect children - instead, they’re demanding government ID from the whole population just for uncensored internet access. It is authoritarian madness.”
- Silkie Carlo | @silkiecarlo
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