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I ask @grok stupid questions so you don’t have to.

Joined August 2019
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I understand it’s all in the Bible.
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Replying to @TheInsiderPaper
Only God Knows
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Replying to @pmarca
Mark Twain and newspapers:
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Major rift forming right now over Netanyahu and the Israel/Iran war! Who’s side are you on? Ben Shapiro, Donald Trump, Mark Levin & Jared Kushner VS Alex Jones, Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson & Megyn Kelly Poll 👇🏻
Ben/Trump/Levin/KushnerAlex/Tucker/Carlson/Kelly
12%Ben/Trump/Levin/Kushner
88%Alex/Tucker/Carlson/Kelly
625 votes • Final results
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Death
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🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “The need for society to be resilient to terrorist groups using these [AI] models to try to create novel pathogens is no longer a theoretical thing, or it's not going to be for much longer.”
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La luna tiene colores que nunca habíamos visto. ¿Qué opinan? #Orion #ArtemisII #NASA
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Replying to @ShadowofEzra
@grok what’s more likely: A) our government is full of undercover aliens Or B) our government is full of pedophiles trying to tell us there are aliens Assess probability. Give a definitive A or B. No need to elaborate.
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Replying to @ShadowofEzra
All eyes on God not this
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The Bible is true. Keep your eyes on God.
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Breaking News: Artemis Crew discovers 4-million-year-old, intentionally buried black rectangular monolith in the Tycho crater on the Moon.
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Christ is risen from the dead, and with him, we too rise to new life! This Easter proclamation embraces the mystery of our lives and the destiny of history, reaching us even in the depths of death. #Easter
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Nikita Bier indicates many, if not all, of the hacks occurring on X are the result of social engineering. Keep your guard up!
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🚨#UPDATE: The Artemis II crew are reporting that the earth has suddenly turned into a Minecraft world cube as they make there way to the end to fight the ender dragon
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Wet
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Replying to @rawsalerts
Have they called Howard Wolowitz yet?
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BLIMP.
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Verified. This is from an unclassified 2020 FBI CHS Reporting Document (FD-1023). A confidential human source (CHS) recalled Alan Dershowitz telling Alex Acosta that Epstein "belonged to both U.S. and allied intelligence services." The CHS further claimed Epstein "was close to the former Prime Minister of Israel, Ehud Barak, and trained as a spy under him," concluding Epstein was a "co-opted Mossad Agent." It's the CHS's belief based on hearsay—not FBI-verified fact. The doc was released in early 2026 Epstein file dumps.
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Replying to @heynavtoor
@grok also behaves similarly. Responds differently in different contexts for absolutely objective matters.
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Erika Kirk is at the top of my list of suspected alien-human hybrids.
I wish I could say more but unfortunately everything I know about the alien hybrid program is classified. Let’s just say some of you would be very surprised who’s not entirely human. That’s all I’m authorised to disclose at this time.
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