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Coley

@false9fanatic

ITFC fan. Satire.

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Joined December 2023
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We actually got Football Manager 27 before world war 3. #FM27
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With the £100 back for our energy bills, do we actually have to do anything or will it just drop into our bank accounts?
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We’re so back. Currently bottom of the league with Burton Albion. Up the Brewers.
Coley (@false9fanatic) profile pictureColey
@false9fanaticOct 29
We actually got Football Manager 27 before world war 3. #FM27
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Why is it always the Asian twitter that comes out with these tweets?
Minh Ánh (@minhanhuici) profile pictureMinh Ánh
@minhanhuiciOct 29
Quan hệ qua đít và qua bướm, cái nào thật sự sướng hơn? Ai đã thử cả hai rồi thì nói thật đi, đừng vòng vo.
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You’re the defence editor. You probably already know the amount of times we’ve had one out on patrol, one doing work up and one undergoing trials. Heck we’ve even had all four out at the same time before. Stop the sensationalism for likes.
Larisa Brown (@larisamlbrown) profile pictureLarisa Brown
@larisamlbrownOct 27
Exclusive: Three of Britain’s four nuclear deterrent submarines are out at sea in an "unusual" situation, @thetimes has been told It has been at least five years since this happened, according to former naval source thetimes.com/article/17663c5…
Three of Britain’s four nuclear deterrent submarines put to sea

Three of Britain’s four nuclear deterrent submarines put to sea

The deployment includes at least one boat armed with nuclear warheads, while two others are understood to be carrying out routine sea trials

thetimes.com
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Is @currys going to be in GTA 6 or something?
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoOct 26
GTA VI’s map is expected to be the largest in the franchise and real world estimates show it’s almost the size of a UK city - City of Manchester = ~116 km² - GTA VI land area = ~100 km²
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"forged in 1898" - along with their website, it seems.
Braintree Town FC (@braintreetownfc) profile pictureBraintree Town FC
@braintreetownfcOct 27
📃 Read the latest statement and update from Chairman Lee Harding on our website regarding Steve Pitt, funds still owed to our club and potential investment braintreetownfc.org.uk/news.… #IronArmy | Forged in 1898
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Wait if Netanyahu loses the Israel elections do we get cheap fuel again?
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Did the creator of this graphic have a stroke between 11th and 13th? #BallonDor
Ballon d'Or (@ballondor) profile pictureBallon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
THE 2026 RANKING FOR THE MEN'S BALLON D'OR IS OUT! #ballondor
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Well, that’s almost as good as a participation trophy. Embarrassing #itfc #ncfc
Norwich City FC (@NorwichCityFC) profile pictureNorwich City FC
@NorwichCityFCOct 26
Thinking about those six months in Norfolk 🥹 The only #BallonDor winner to call East Anglia home. Well deserved, Harry Kane. 👏
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Sorry does that say £55m? #hcafc
John Willington (@mcburniegoated) profile pictureJohn Willington@mcburniegoatedOct 26
Hull city players current Transfer values IMO: A thread 🧵 #hcafc Tzolakis 55m Mendy 28m Egan 4.5m Ajayi 11m Giles 9m Stroud 12m Coyle 3m McNair 1.5m Hughes 15m Norton-Cuffy 18m Slater 15m Crooks 2m Morita 8m Iroegbunam 24m Mouzakitis 18m Gourna Douath 17m Zambrano 3m Matazo 3m
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Remember when Hull fans thought this was the signing of the year. That made us buy Palacios, Lukic and Florentino. #itfc #hcafc
Paul Dockerty - 🇬🇧 (@pdockerty) profile picturePaul Dockerty - 🇬🇧
@pdockertyOct 25
Morita is not up to it. 👎 #hcafc
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Manchester United have one win. Obviously Ipswich eh. #itfc #mufc
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Love to see Cam doing well. Captain and POTM. #itfc #htafc
Huddersfield Town (@htafc) profile pictureHuddersfield Town
@htafcOct 24
Player 🙌 #htafc | @MajesticSite
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Fulham at home ain’t for everyone #itfc #pusb
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Coventry City (@CoventryCityFC) profile pictureCoventry City
@CoventryCityFCOct 24
Defeat. ⏹️
Full-Time: Coventry City 0-1 Fulham.

ALT Full-Time: Coventry City 0-1 Fulham.

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Spectacular. #avfc #mcfc
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dolo (@amjushere) profile picturedolo
@amjushereOct 24
Wait so Nicolas Jackson is the starting striker of the almighty Aston Villa I’m supposed to be scared of???😂😂
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Obvious penalty but because it’s City, screw em. Cheats. Infact, add another charge. #avfc #mcfc nitter.cf/ffamous195/status/2113…
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Will all be washed away by the time the fans turn up. 🌧️ #avfc
Josh (@avfcjosh_) profile pictureJosh@avfcjosh_Oct 23
I’m sorry but this is an absolute embarrassment 🤣
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We’re 9th btw. But written off by Brighton fans because they’re temporarily having a rich vein of form. They’ll be back to mid table in a few weeks. #itfc #bhafc
Großmisconduct🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇹🇹 (@GroBmisconduct2) profile pictureGroßmisconduct🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇹🇹@GroBmisconduct2Oct 23
If Ipswich go down we should be in for Abdoul Ouattara, Kadioglu is better on the left and I think Ouattara would be an upgrade on Wieffer and Costinha
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Excellent refereeing there. Leif was covering and he pushed the ball wide. Walton had it covered too. Well done that ref. #itfc #nffc
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