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Joined June 2010
Der Trabbi ist wieder da. #erfolgsrezept #vw #sehnsucht
Spahns Privatflughafen. Schrödingers Berichterstattung.
Das ist vielleicht das Lächerlichste, was ich je gelesen habe.
Schönen Dank auch für den Tankrabatt.
meme twitter do your job
Quite the shot of Trump disembarking from Marine One last night. REUTERS/Kylie Cooper
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Quite the shot of Trump disembarking from Marine One last night. REUTERS/Kylie Cooper
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Kennedy hat echt nen Lauf im Moment. Kein Tag ohne Keimwarnung aus 'Murica.
Over 80 tons of beef, pork, and goat meat have been recalled after they were found to have fake USDA marks of inspection.
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Genau. Und bei "3 zum Preis von 2" spare ich nämlich auch. Und bei "jetzt kaufen, später zahlen" ist's sogar ganz umsonst. Was uns da verloren geht!!1elf
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Entscheidet Euch halt. Wollt Ihr Tankrabatt oder Olympia?
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Andere würden sagen: Kaum gebraucht, günstig abzugeben.
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Superior intelligence has seized power.
THIS IS WHAT ROCK BOTTOM LOOKS LIKE AMERICA 🙄 🤦
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Opas Minderintelligenz hat leider nicht ausgereicht, um sich "Superior" zu merken.
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Und die SI-Einheit für Superintelligenz ist 1 Trump. ChatGPT ist bspw. 1 Milliarde Trump klug.
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump told the UN that he’s changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to "Super Intelligence" and says that all US government documents will now be changed to refer to "SI" (LOL!) 🤣
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So gehts natürlich auch
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The theory that Satoshi Nakamoto is dead or has permanently lost access to his 1.1 million bitcoins is grounded in hard economic logic. This is not mere conspiracy theory, but the basic math of risk assessment. No major institutional fund would pour billions of client dollars into an asset where a single unknown entity holds the power to crash the market by 80% at any moment. Wall Street's massive entry into Bitcoin signifies that their compliance and analytics departments assess the probability of these reserves ever moving as zero. Add to this the absolute silence across these wallets since 2010. No living developer could have resisted moving at least a fraction of those funds for security or diversification purposes. These keys were either intentionally destroyed at launch to ensure the network's true decentralization, or they are lost forever. Paradoxically, it is precisely this permanently locked capital that now serves as the primary guarantor of liquidity and stability for the traditional financial system.
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Hat Frau Göpfert schon mal was von Pflegekosten gehört?
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Hackers pulled a Flock camera off its pole and copied everything inside it. Then they handed the files to reporters. This morning 404 Media and WIRED published what one of these cameras does when your car goes by 🧵
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