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Joined March 2022
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God I love Elder Scrolls lore
One common topic we've seen is speculation about this Elder Scroll, particularly its blue gem. The theory that immediately comes to mind is that it is a connection to the Reclusive Princess, Mnemoli the Blue Star. Mnemoli is a Magne Ge and a daughter of Magnus and/or Sotha Sil, and created Mehrunes Dagon. She is associated with "un-time" events, and it is said that she was visible even in the daytime sky during the Dragon Break. She is linked to endless possibility, rewritten narratives, and the Prisoner Unbound. Perhaps most importantly, she is the keeper of the Elder Scrolls.
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he gonna be taking so much dick in my game his little hole is gonna be worn outttt
New Jason Training screenshot in GTA 6
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Banging my Wii remote against my hard penis like a caveman trying to start a fire with two rocks.
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proof some of you are definitely 8yo because this was the song of the summer in 2016 that means the tropical summer sun kissed mermaid persona has been in her all along waiting to be polished and perfected to its full potential
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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God I’m so good at fapping
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i lost my teenage years to mental illness and those are years i’ll never get back and it’s not poetic it’s fucking devastating
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Happy Birthday Jason Kelce!!💚💚
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this radfem bioessentialist shit gotta stop why does it feel like i’m the only mf seeing how bad it’s getting?
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🚨 BREAKING: Democrats have officially FLIPPED the Texas State Board of Education. Bibles will no longer be forced inside classrooms.
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It took yall like two days to forget Islam is a misogynistic and pro child marriage religion yall go i gusse
Abdul El-Sayed has won the U.S. Senate election in Michigan, defeating Republican Mike Rogers. (via AP) He becomes the first Muslim elected to the U.S. Senate.
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I am anti-censorship when it comes to fiction. Regardless of whether the content is controversial, dark, offensive, or morally taboo, as long as you separate fiction from reality, it shouldn’t be censored.
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I think people forget, or weren't there to see, just how big of a deal Skyrim was lore-wise when it first released: - First major time jump in the mainline series (201 YEARS). - The Cyrodillic Empire that served as the backdrop for each prior game is now shattered, weak, barely holding on and at the mercy of its enemies. The Septim dynasy is no more. - Morrowind is all but destroyed in the absence of Lord Vivec, leaving the Dark Elves to wander, suffer in the new hellscape that was their home, or be enslaved by The Argonians of Black Marsh who subsequently invaded. - The High Elves have returned to their haughty and oppressive ways prior to the formation of the Empire, now standing as the clear antagonists of the continent and possessing the upper hand. Skyrim fundamentally rearranged the state of Tamriel that had been the status quo for over 15 years. It was surreal to experience the lead up to this monumental moment in The Elder Scrolls franchise.
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TJ Watt of the Pittsburgh Steelers 🥵
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Immigration should be stopped from all of the red counties
🔴 Dünyada Eşcinsel İlişkilerin Yasal Durumu 🔵 Yasal 🔴 Yasa dışı
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Holy shit I finally beat the stupid clown minigame in skyward sword
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Hunter Schafer on the $1 bill Mamdani on the $5 bill Lady gaga on the $10 bill Rupaul on the $50 bill Miss Rachel on the $100 bill
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All this Elder Scrolls talk makes me wanna replay Oblivion. I’m gonna do that when I get the chance.
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