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England’s Least Qualified Filmmaker | Ex-Ghostwriter & VFX Drone Moving Into Directing & Producing | Serious Collabs Welcome

Joined December 2021
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Clémence Poésy as Fleur Delacour in a deleted scene from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1. (>inb4 "umm, ackshually...")
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Sydney Sweeney is love Sydney Sweeney is life
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This one goes out to the OGs
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Winona Ryder - mind the nip peek 👀
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Obligatory follow-up
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Emily Mortimer is just such a cupcake 🧁 And before the debate begins, she had confirmed in interviews that the bush is au naturel. No merkins involved.
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Mia Sara
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Morgan Saylor Moon
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Anyone else a fan of those ridiculous Emanuelle movies with Laura Gemser? inb4 "Actually, Emmanuelle was played by..."
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Some more classic Kate Winslet 🦫
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Classic Kate Winslet
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Mia Goth (and bonus Jenna Ortega)
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Paola Lázaro bringing some completely unnecessary but very much appreciated nudity to Obliterated - one of the greatest shows Netflix has ever done.
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Margaret Qualley
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Emilia Clarke c. 2011 was something magical
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For the Chemistry appreciators
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Ana Alexander in Chemistry 👮‍♀️ (IYKYK)
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Bryce Dallas Howard that time she had her fiery bush (and everything else) on close-up display. Yes, I know this is incongruent with the rest of her career, but don't any of you dorks dare to bleat "AI" "AI" "AI" in the replies. Any AI videos I might post will be far more ridiculous than this, and that's already a high bar. Film is Lars von Trier's Manderlay (2005), for anyone who got this far.
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One more
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