( first he's heard a lilt in 2cave's voice, it's enough to send a shiver down his spine. lips twitch up into a smile. )
alright, fine, i'll listen 'n see how i feel. what's yer price, my li'l poi ——— ahem. 2cave?
❜ perfection. retweeted
I've been coating my lips with testosterone whenever Johnny kisses me to make the male pattern baldness kick in
yer askin’ t’commit yer self t’johnny o’ the seven seas — the world’s most perfect studmaster, lover t’half the human population.
( slightly purses his lips, attempting to retract his hands from 2cave’s grip, to no avail. this guy, for fuck's sake. )
. . . ?
a late birthday gift, just for me? ya shouldn't have! thank ya kindly, yer highness~
⠀I placed a bottle of booze and delectable cakes inside of the prison cell @favoredluck you should go take a bite and a drink .ᐟ I insist .
whoa, whoa, WHOA! slow your horses, partner!
( &. quickly moves to grip the other's shoulders, shifting towards the collar —— darn 2cave, a serpent with a venomous bite &. a forked tongue. getting a taste of his own medicine sucks. )
a kiss between two men that love each other's s'just every bit o' important as a kiss between a man 'n a woman, don't go twistin' my words all willy nilly.
( tighter grip, a firm shake to the other's collar. )
what 'm sayin' is that our kisses don't hold none o' that,
oh!
( fully turns around, watching over 2cave. clears his throat, giving a brief nod. )
oh. well, uh, learn somethin' new every day!
( . . . pulling down his hat a bit — brim obscuring sunglasses. )
er — blue texas is sure t'welcome ya juuust fine~
( brings a hand up, index pointed at 2cave. he looks as if he's about to speak, lips parting. pauses. shuts up, actually — scratches the side of his cheek, hand snaking towards the back of his head &. awkwardly turning around. )
well, i thought we were in . . .
but they know johnny's a big lover o' just the ladies! that, 'n 'm sure they're more than happy t'see me bein' just an ally alone.
you part o' the community, 2c? does the 2 in yer name stand for 2 genders 'n more yer attracted to?
look, really, i ain't bi! it's heartwarmin' that ya see me as part o' the community, but 'm just an ally — i ain't worried 'bout bein' prosecuted, 'm soarin' the ungoverned skies~








