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@fellatiopleasee

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 Phoenix, AZ
Joined June 2021
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Fuck you and your 40 hour work week
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I can鈥檛 wait to smoke weed and drink beer all day then do it all again tomorrow 馃挴
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Niggas get a job and start saying today鈥檚 my Friday in the middle of the week
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Haven鈥檛 been hard once this #cocktober
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When the honeys so thick it makes you #miss her
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And of course it鈥檚 garbage day tomorrow #great
Reed Timmer, PhD (@ReedTimmerUSA) profile pictureReed Timmer, PhD
@ReedTimmerUSAOct 20
LIVE EMERGENCY UPDATE on the first-ever day 2 enhanced risk for severe weather in Arizona tomorrow. A desert #tornado outbreak is certainly possible tomorrow afternoon and evening including Phoenix to Flagstaff to Page, Arizona into southern Utah. Storm chase mode will be activated
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Why do bidets have so many fucking buttons? I鈥檓 trying to take a shit not fly to mars
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My first girlfriend was actually just a dead body
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Tempted to attach a grenade to a boomerang
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My dick isn鈥檛 big but it smells like a shoe
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Low man wins. Every time
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JOKER! JOKER! Pants on fire
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I remember I used to be so out my mind that my family thought I was genuinely retarded
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My snow shooters been stepping in the dirt lately
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Is iced black coffee really a thing?
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What鈥檚 Helen kellers favorite color? Corduroy
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Before we had memes we had creepy uncles handing out handwritten letters
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Can someone invent some new food asap
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Chubbed up at the penny slots
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If you get paranoid when you smoke weed it鈥檚 because you鈥檙e a bad person
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