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left handed californian | she/her 🇵🇸

Seattle, WA
Joined January 2019
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I love pavement I love my dad
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I’m rock and roll
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I’m feeling supersonic give me forty billion gin and tonics
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@liamgallagher how you feel white boy
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You can tell Europeans really think they deserve to live
cant wait to someday take my European ass to the States, go to a dive bar (after pre-gaming), pay after every drink and not tip a single dime
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Addicted to Broth and Soup :/
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charlotte retweeted
Got no change sorry brotha
“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk. In a new essay,​ the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers. “As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.” Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M
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Okay legitimately this is a psyop at this point because even if you guys didn’t like Alex G or didn’t know who he was prior his performance was not this bad it just wasn’t what are you guys talking about it’s just indie rock
Highlight of the aural assault that was Alex G’s set opening for Phoebe Bridgers was when I was so certain it had to be over, that surely he must be taking the mic right now to say thank you good night, and what he actually said was “We have five songs left.”
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This whole thing has been very confusing to me because I would have assumed that there would be a ton of overlap with Phoebe and Alex’s fans but I guess I am failing to incorporate the boygenius fans into the equation who have terrible taste and are annoying as hell generally
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I cannot believe Alex g was catching strays from the phoebe fans he played so many deep cuts last night and denounced climate change what else do you people want he’s the king of my heart
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Phoebe was phenomenal as well of course she’s everything
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I miss when white boys listened to shoegaze and stuff why are you all republicans now😔
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I wasn’t really into the new Fontaines DC album but I still believe in love and community🤗
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Okay never mind that was crazyyyyy
Hard day to be someone who can’t really get themself to gaf about Nathan Fielder like I wanna see whalefall lowkey
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I genuinely think my friends and family would burn me at the stake if I date another man with a mustache like they would kill me so hard they are sick of my shit
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Hard day to be someone who can’t really get themself to gaf about Nathan Fielder like I wanna see whalefall lowkey
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He has never done it for me like I don’t get it but I’m feeling fomo now
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Ur actually fucking kidding me
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You can’t really tell but Figgy (the little one) is soaking wet because Sophie (the big one) was giving her a bath😭
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Honestly yeah
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I mostly just tweeted this because I want to sing counting crows at karaoke and my friends have all be busy and yall decided to have a fucking attitude with me it’s been a long December indeed🙄
Seattle is a hard place to live when you like to Hang Out no one is trying to Hang Out here
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I actually do not know why everyone is so cranky about this tweet like objectively Seattle just has less of a going out culture than any other city I’ve lived in and that’s fine it’s just an observation
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