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remembering the time my ex refused to admit that she would be sad if i died But she was more than happy to say she'd be glad that all the people in my life that she hates wouldn't get to spend time with me anymore. In retrospect that should have been more of a red Flag
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all calendars are Advent Calendars when you have a substance abuse problem
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same woman Btw
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i had a really horrible past couple of days and today i got home from work to find out that my girlfriend had broken into my house to clean everything without telling me. i could have cried it was such a relief. she's so genuinely Kind to me in a way i've never experienced before
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fenlon@1fenlonOct 28
i had a really horrible past couple of days and today i got home from work to find out that my girlfriend had broken into my house to clean everything without telling me. i could have cried it was such a relief. she's so genuinely Kind to me in a way i've never experienced before
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im actually Drinking beer in my car at 830am on a monday in a sophisticated, tortured artist type of way
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Drunk asf hope i don't flip my Vette on the way home lmao
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Do they call him Juan Pork in spain
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do they call him Joao Pork in Brazil
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do they call him Joao Pork in Brazil
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the other day i fell asleep on my lunch break at work and legitimately had no clue where i was when i woke up. i was afraid i had been arrested
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nothing worse than Rap for nerds. alex trebek was right to make fun of those people
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why do they Call it peanut skins
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trying to avoid over explaining anything because it takes all the humor out of it
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i wish i could use the word "Amok" more than just in the phrase "Running Amok"
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scheming on Donating to Charity
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destroy lonely singles have some incredibly beautiful cover art but his album cover art is always either boring or derivative or Both
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thinking of becoming a guy who does a lot of sprints
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(Lashing out because someone commented on me being out of breath from climbing a single flight of stairs) have you ever considered that maybe im out of breath from being one step ahead of you all the time
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one day a week i wear an outfit that isnt complete Trash and walk around town acting like im Famous
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pregaming supper
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