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DEZPACITO 🇵🇸

@fernandrizzle

pro-whatever does the most objective good, now and forever

 Nashville, TN
Joined March 2012
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joyful critter@masochistmartyr13h
so was spongebob :)
saint (@saintisvrstile) profile picturesaint@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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jemp.stp@runthistrainNov 7
Yeah bro we’re in Nashville meet us at the Morgan Wallen Bar. Meet us at the Jelly Roll bar. Dawg we are at the Pat McAfee bar meet us there. Yo bro the Bert Krescher bar is dope meet us there
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Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlamaNov 5
people are going to spend the next century writing about how to prevent future backslides in democracy, but I'm calling it now, the answer is: - cheap housing - pretty much everyone can read at a high school level - rich dipshits go to jail when they do crimes
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banger
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Jesus Chrysler@JesusChryslerIINov 6
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Texas flipped blue and they immediately renamed it TEJAS 💙🇲🇽
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Aaron Regunberg
@AaronRegunbergNov 4
I have an idea for what Dems could try to do with their big new majorities!
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@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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TONIGHTS MOODBOARD GOD IS NONBINARY FUCK ALL REPUBLICANS THE REAL WORK BEGINS NOW
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@lion_politicsNov 3
I’m going to be sick
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Vech@vechisvechNov 3
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🏄🏽‍♂️@mjkjuice27 Apr 2025
that part during Janet’s show when she would make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage
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skullmandible tweet: " 'how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???' we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing."

ALT skullmandible tweet: " 'how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???' we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing."

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@Dylanszn01Nov 1
There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT" WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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kurei@kureihiiNov 2
can you hear it? can you feel it? #oc
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@GodsWhisper777Nov 1
Christ in the Garden of Gethsemane, Arkhip Kuindzhi (1901)
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Krissy@babykwissy07Oct 28
It's him that's halloween
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@insanemrktplaceOct 28
Halloween ($1300)
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str33m3r
@str33m3rOct 29
got a king sized bed so i can fuck king sized biches
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani@ZohranKMamdaniOct 26
The people united will never be defeated! Congratulations, President Lula.
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