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Joined April 2022
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This is the very top end of the game, Champions League, and these players are obviously unbelievable at footy, no doubt, but if this Tsimikas was playing for the Dock and he’d served that shite up, you wouldn’t be seeing him for the second half.
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Surely it’s getting tiresome now when Carrick does that shite apology applaud to the crowd when they get bummed again. Deserves some of his own boos now, defo!
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Sometimes I feel guilty when I get home at midday and watch a film in bed while my bird’s in work, but then I remember her laughing at that waiter’s joke when we were on holiday in Corfu 5 years ago and I think “fuck her” and open another Toblerone.
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On this day in 1990, a Knightmare dungeoneer called Simon sidestepped into history.
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One of the best to come out of that early 90’s period.🙌🏼
That velour tracky on the right. We knew it as the moon tracky. Big on the early 90s. They came after the terminator trackies. Photo by @NickWynne3
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This Newcastle are unbelievably shite. Laughable how bad they are.
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Madly frustrating game. Arsenal defended well, but that was criminal the way we started. We’re not in bad nick though and if Macallister scores that header just before half time it’s a different game. On to the next one.
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One of the all time great afternoons to be in a boozer that yesterday.🍺
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What about slagging off the owners when that’s how you defend???
You don’t get to go on the telly and slag off the manager when that’s how you finish 👍🏼
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It’s a great goal by Rodgers, but that defending by United is criminal. The Butcher is absolutely shite.
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No conozco a sus padres pero me gustaría darles un abrazo 😍
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“It’s all about balance, life, isn’t it?” You know which philosopher said that??? Me, in someone else’s kitchen at about 4:45am this morning.
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I’m just here cooking the evening meal, eating tomatoes in Parmesan and drinking red wine, listening to Pavarotti. Fridays don’t get much better. A salute.🍷
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Doing the bins round Green Lane here and all the residents are out, with an array of shite, all eagerly awaiting a communal skip to get dropped off at the top of Portelet Road. The atmosphere is electric. More news as we get it.
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The Grand Canal, Venice, Italy. 29/10/2016. 10 years to the day since the Venetians gave me the ‘Lifetime Achievement’ award, and the keys to the city, after I introduced them to the left handed Parmesan grater.🍷🤚🏼🧀🇮🇹
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Yerse! Is fucking right! Made up for him, I’ve been a big Harry Kane fan for years, and backed him in countless “discussions” on here with a load of divs who said he was shite. Well deserved, this one is for us, H. ❤️ Bell you later mate.👍🏼
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You’ll spend £240 on a regular day in 2026 if you’re not careful.
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Can’t lie, it was nice seeing that Mourinho knee slide again, even if it was an old man version.😎😂
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Liverpool quietly going about their business in becoming a very good side. The front four looked really dangerous and we could’ve scored a couple more against a very dangerous outfit. Clean sheets are always beautiful. UPTHEFUCKINGREDS 🧣
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