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FewerBacon

@fewerbacon

I’m a terrible trader but my kid loves government cheese

Joined May 2025
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This is my life’s thesis
𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 (@swizardcore) profile picture𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃
@swizardcoreOct 14
dont be useful be useless so nobody can use u
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Dear Scammers, If you let the coin run before you rug it, you make more money. Sincerely, Someone With Half A Fucking Brain
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Do people really care if a coin is OG? Seems to me, people care more about what’s moving.
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When cupsey calls out your coin
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What if they bleed the chart for a week and then moon on 10/10?
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They’ll think aliens built it
beeple (@beeple) profile picturebeeple
@beepleOct 6
JEAN PHIL 2080
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Bon MOG @mogcoin
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“How’s your crypto looking?”
MuhFugger (@itsjusttimbro) profile pictureMuhFugger
@itsjusttimbroOct 1
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Damn, algo figured me out
Sammy (@TraderSamm) profile pictureSammy
@TraderSammOct 2
Just go back to my entry I don't want profit anymore
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46m doesn’t sound dead to me 🫵😹
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Top blast the chart, hold forever. Am I doing crypto right?
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Oui
BusteloBricks (Goblin Mode Acivated) (@loweffortbricks) profile pictureBusteloBricks (Goblin Mode Acivated)
@loweffortbricksSep 26
Le ticker, c’est solana:GTBxUiw6wJdmmkCGZgRHLyYxqu1vG4KtRpeox6yDpump, madame
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When KOLs tell you not to copy trade but then want you to buy their callout
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Finally some tech built for me
naiive (@naiivememe) profile picturenaiive
@naiivememeSep 10
Now you can watch both of your coins dump at the same time with the iPhone Duo.
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So go pump my memes
Trader Theory (@tradertheory) profile pictureTrader Theory
@tradertheoryAug 13
"Dad please don't get a real job and keep day trading."
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It’s nostalgia within nostalgia
Sam Steffanina (@SamSteffanina) profile pictureSam Steffanina
@SamSteffaninaAug 9
nintendo lawyers having an aneurism as we speak
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Someone said to buy the things you actually like. That’s why I’ll die broke.
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how it feels knowing ai can't take my job because i'm unemployed
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