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Joined November 2025
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Holy fuck. This is hell.
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Liberate Prussia
BREAKING: 🇵🇱 Poland launches special operation on the border with Kaliningrad amid Russian sabotage threats Poland has deployed a high-readiness preventive security operation along its northeastern border following intelligence warnings of imminent Russian-backed sabotage. The operation reinforces security across the Warmian-Masurian Voivodeship on the border with Kaliningrad and the Podlaskie Voivodeship on the border with Belarus. Analysts warned that armed groups or operatives could attempt border incursions or orchestrate sabotage operations within Polish territory.
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Had to tell pops what’s up
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There was a misadornment of things, the tearing of tender chafed flesh. The breeze was carried sideward, and the cold was not held by the thresh.
A straining pressure, a vapid thirst.
By every measure, a wailing sordid curse
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The human race should take up one of 3 goals. Godhood through intelligence. Godhood through genetics. Godhood through domination of space. We are doing to many things right now. We need to focus on 1
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(Because if we achieve 1 we will achieve all of them)
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It’s so brutal that foids have an expiration date. no way to prevent it, just a ticking countdown to infertility. With guys you would kinda have to do it to yourself for that to happen at all. If you are infertile and have no children you are genetically dead.
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The American midterm election
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tfw (that feeling when) the McDonalds employee gives you 2 sauces instead of 3 for your 20 piece groyper nuggy so you lowkey have to grab your malfoid and go anakin wignat mode
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Brazillians genuinely believe that eating pizza is a luxury
“o brasil ta quebrado” eu comendo pizza toda sexta sábado e domingo
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When making a drunk snack, It is important to larp as a jersey Italian or some sort of Greek ethic. You need to constantly be saying (in internal dialogue) “That’s how we do it” #tipsandtricks
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Why did they make the 3d printer make subtle demon noises and make it sound like people are walking around your house?
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Replying to @Cornell_Slampig
Lmao get fucked. Fryboy owns this whole shit. Hershey Park belongs to this dude
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Replying to @Cornell_Slampig
you know gas can mad as hell he doesnt get that kinda reaction #FryBoyForever
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This is unironically my stance on long-distance running
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hate to give LLMs any credit but it’s pretty funny that they all have a cadence that it automatically goes into if it detects that you’re stupid.
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Replying to @SlumRNA_Dog
You used up all your childhood neuroplasticity on ping pong and now staceys like Valkyrie think you’re a loser cuck compared to chads like Archer who studied the slide.
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