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Александр Михайлов

@fido_node
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Joined February 2018
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Btw, neuroslop with cats = immediate ban.
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Потрясающе. У GH теперь есть вкладка поиска, которая ищет нихуя из ниоткуда и показывает хуйню игнорируя поисковый запрос. Мне нравится, продолжайте.
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Запрещает деплоить по пятницам.
HappyCat (@gamer3dx) profile pictureHappyCat
@gamer3dx2h
ИИ забрал работу
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юникод был ошибкой. (Ненавижу RTL)
Александр Михайлов (@fido_node) profile pictureАлександр Михайлов@fido_node15h
Replying to @eat_a_cucumber
RTL override же. После этой последовательности всю строку отрендерит задом наперед.
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Lets fucking go! (Хорошо хоть эта параша не в моем списке проблнм)
Node.js (@nodejs) profile pictureNode.js
@nodejs20h
Security release pre-alert: We will release new versions of Node.js 22, 24, and 26 release lines on or shortly, after 2026-11-11 in order to address security vulnerabilities. The highest severity issue fixed in this release is HIGH. nodejs.org/en/blog/vulnerabi…
Node.js — Wednesday, November 11, 2026 Security Releases

Node.js — Wednesday, November 11, 2026 Security Releases

Node.js® is a free, open-source, cross-platform JavaScript runtime environment that lets developers create servers, web apps, command line tools and scripts.

nodejs.org
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Ок. Дельфин с пингвином когда?
Flipper Devices (@flipper_net) profile pictureFlipper Devices
@flipper_netNov 3
Replying to @HieroBorschtIII
It depends on how stretched you are. Technically its possible.
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Так, извините, я про этого пингвина:
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That is the problem - there are no real consequences for huge fuckups when you big enough.
Revolut (@Revolut) profile pictureRevolut
@RevolutNov 4
Still Europe’s most valuable private company. Still top 10 globally.
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Ожирение, дергающийся глаз, ангедонию.
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> nixos people feel when they can finally stop writing that god awful language by hand. Вот это кстати правда. Пиздец какое говно невообразимое nixlang, пускай кланкер на этом пишет. (Guix мертв без нормальных оверлеев)
Valentin Ignatev (@valigo) profile pictureValentin Ignatev
@valigoNov 4
I have a confession to make - lately I've been 100% vibe-coding my Emacs config and it's been amazing. I love Lisp but I hate Emacs Lisp (I wrote a decent bit of it by hand). And now models finally caught up for me to trust them enough for this. I did A LOT of yak shaving recently, I tell you that. I guess this is what nixos people feel when they can finally stop writing that god awful language by hand.
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Something something hand puppet.
Cthulhu ( ;,;) (@Cthulhu_Answers) profile pictureCthulhu ( ;,;)
@Cthulhu_AnswersNov 3
If you see anyone wearing this pin, they are part of a cult, my cult.
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Адвент пердежа. (Извините)
Anchous (@anchous87) profile pictureAnchous@anchous87Nov 3
Мы официально в этой точке.
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Y tho? We already have fucking Bibi.
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesNov 3
Trump: "If people ever got tired of me in the US, I'll move to Israel and become prime minister"
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Why the fuck dev can dowload something unapproved to device with sensetive data? Why the fuck dev can run something unapproved on device with sensetive data? Are you a fintech or fucking circus?
Binance (@binance) profile pictureBinance
@binanceNov 3
29 October Binance Security Incident: Initial Findings and Response Update

29 October Binance Security Incident: Initial Findings and Response Update

Article · @binance
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Ну не ветчина в итоге и то ладно.
Nikita Ledkov (@ledkovn) profile pictureNikita Ledkov@ledkovnNov 3
Replying to @ledkovn
2. Проклятые господом куски плоти, противоестественно склеенные между собой. Типа там рот, пизда, левая грудь, правая ягодица и анус в кармане. Не хватает только паучьих лапок, чтобы оно само передвигалось по хате у тебя. Консультантша мне сказала: "вот это пользуется
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Вы нахуй там все по кругу необучаемые. То есть после того как во франции 3 недели назад разморозили холодосы никому в голову не пришло хотя бы выключить телеметрию. Люди вымрут, но потому что долбоебы.
GeoInsider (@InsiderGeo) profile pictureGeoInsider
@InsiderGeoNov 3
UPDATE: Poland has joined the list, bringing the total to 13 European countries targeted in the refrigeration cyberattack campaign. Two refrigeration systems in Poland were attacked yesterday, targeting a small grocery store and a food distribution facility. Employees noticed the equipment overheating and acted quickly, preventing material damage and food spoilage. 🇸🇪 Sweden 🇧🇪 Belgium 🇱🇺 Luxembourg 🇪🇪 Estonia 🇮🇪 Ireland 🇳🇱 Netherlands 🇫🇮 Finland 🇩🇰 Denmark 🇮🇹 Italy 🇷🇴 Romania 🇩🇪 Germany 🇵🇹 Portugal 🇵🇱 Poland
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For this TC, you can even throw a tomato at me.
𝔇 𝔢 𝔯 𝔦 𝔠 (@1807dw) profile picture𝔇 𝔢 𝔯 𝔦 𝔠@1807dwNov 3
i know someone who works for anthropic and they told their employees to 'be prepared to be hated by your family members' because of the things the company is planning to do looool
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Well, if it bursts, there's a good chance you might find yourself without food, not just without normal PC.
Sinder Virus 🔥🐺 (Fan) (@SinderVirus) profile pictureSinder Virus 🔥🐺 (Fan)@SinderVirusNov 2
Please let this damn bubble burst so we can finally get normal pc component prices again (and to see Nvidia shit their pants because they casually dropped the production of 5090 and reduced the overall production of graphics card a ton)
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Not enough.
JtheFrog (@JtheFrog0) profile pictureJtheFrog@JtheFrog0Nov 2
> asks community if they want an AI filter. > 95% of the community vote "yes" > says they wont add AI filter > Community doesnt like that and tells VRchat that > "WE ARE UNDER ATTACK"
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Most of the time I just questioning myself - Is this real? Is this a real MP? Are they really mandate how someone should eat out someone?
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Well, without work you have nothing to eat and nowhere to sleep. So it is double-edged sword.
joel (@_CristianJoel) profile picturejoel@_CristianJoelNov 2
probé dormir mis 8hrs, comer bien y efectivamente el problema es tener q trabajar
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