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john stamos won't return my emails

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Joined March 2009
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yes, we are a highly diverse company. susan in accounts is a goth
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My friends and I decided to get tattoos so we’d always have backup eggs just fyi
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Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
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RIP Anthony Stewart Head, father figure to many gay weirdos 💔
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Dee retweeted
dude could wear the hell out of a hat
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Ustedes son muy chicos pero en los 80 existió una serie llamada Dinastía, donde la doméstica enceraba muy bien las escaleras.
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catherine o'hara posing for a snapshot i took on streets of park slope when i was 10 years old
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When I book a doctor’s appointment because I ate 20 marbles
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When the doctor says I need immediate surgery because it was actually 30 marbles
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When the pre-op nurse says there’s a 50/50 chance because it was in fact 40 marbles
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I LOVED this movie
One year ago today, The Ugly Stepsister made its world premiere at Sundance. Today, it marks Independent Film Company and Shudder's first-ever Academy Award® nomination for Best Makeup and Hairstyling! Congratulations to Oscar® Nominees Anne Cathrine Sauerberg & Thomas Foldberg.
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Whichever lip reader interpreted what Leo said at the Golden Globes needs to get to my gym ASAP and tell me what this messy couple are fighting about
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Look at these photos of @figgled I took that we are calling The Judgemental Cowboy series
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HNY to everyone except the losers and haters
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I don't like to say "bless you" when someone sneezes because I don't know if they're religious or not. So instead I just say "I hope you never do that again"
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Whenever I read ‘egregious’ my brain says ‘egg-regguss”
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Can’t wait until someone tweets “Elon is a pedophile with no friends” and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing
X has introduced “Certified Bangers,” ranking the top posts based on their authentic engagement each month, including verified impressions, likes, bookmarks, reposts and replies. Accounts with a “Certified Banger” post will have a badge appear on their profile.
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May the blessings of three Keith Davids reach you
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