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There is nothing funnier to me than the only two winners of the Kids' Choice Awards Lifetime Achievement award
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ALT A man man is with a spade, mortar and a brick says "whatup gamers? we're doing the cask of Amontillado challenge." We see another man's placid face peeking out from behind a wall that is about to be completely sealed with bricks. He says "remember to like, comment and subscribe." As more bricks are put into place, we see less and less of his vacantly smiling face. Finally, the man is entirely obscured behind a brick wall.
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I just squeezed more eggs in one hour than you have in your entire life. trib.al/oHcyrau
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If you ever sit around thinking your art isn't good enough or you'll never find an audience, just remember, a large number of internet famous people are utterly talentless in every way.
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So I was at the Mexican independence day parade in Manhattan and this thing showed up
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The winners of Michigan's first-ever "I Voted" sticker design contest "will be available for clerks to order and give out to voters this fall as the state’s official 2024 Presidential Election stickers." Among them:
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"crammed" into a "shrinking zone"
(pulls out thesaurus) interesting.. you could also say they are being concentrated into a camp
Israeli evacuation orders cram Palestinians into shrinking 'humanitarian zone' where food is scarce apnews.com/article/gaza-hama…
































