fal (@finefal) header
fal (@finefal) profile picture

You might have heard of me, but you ain’t never bought no bird from me. 🇯🇲

EastSide
Joined May 2010
Photo by fal (@finefal)Photo by fal (@finefal)Photo by fal (@finefal)Photo by fal (@finefal)Photo by fal (@finefal)Photo by fal (@finefal)Photo by fal (@finefal)Photo by fal (@finefal)Photo by fal (@finefal)Photo by fal (@finefal)
If I bring yesterday’s energy into today, then I have lost today.
2
264
22
493
Seeing my Nvidia and Marvel positions just plummet is wild
2
226
she was running against a klan member
I thought Keisha Lance Bottoms was a bad mayor of Atlanta. How she convinced yall to elect her governor? Cus I’m impressed lmao. What’s tea my atl folk!
58
1,510
17
26,412
294,289
Vote again
Soo when the person yall voted for wins & nothing changes what will yall do then???
31
742
22
5,109
47,488
Wow. This is amazing! The incoming House Oversight Committee chairman @RobertGarcia just outlined the four main investigations that Democrats will be opening when they take back the house in January. It’s about time!!
1,811
6,719
699
27,771
924,986
For the first time in 145 years, Mississippi will be represented by an African American in the U.S. Senate. Congratulations to Senator-Elect Scott Colom. History made. 🇺🇸
75
1,396
54
7,171
64,982
"Susan Collins’ Maine concession could leave New England without a Republican in Congress for the first time since the 1850s," per FORTUNE
113
361
48
6,158
265,085
check dm on IG my girl @BigHairConnoiss
73
My Husband Says He Cannot Raise His Children Under Gina Hinojosa's Government. When my husband first said this, I honestly thought he was joking. We were having dinner when I mentioned Gina Hinojosa and the changes being discussed in Texas. Suddenly, he put down his fork and said something that left me speechless. "If she ends up governing this state, I'm taking my children somewhere else. I refuse to let another politician decide what kind of future my children will have." I laughed nervously and told him that no politician should have that much power over our family. But he wasn't laughing.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This post presents a fabricated personal anecdote as a genuine Texas family story. @Maybachmovie's bio highlights "Stories" and the account regularly shares similar fictional first-person narratives, with users identifying it as based outside the US. x.com/Maybachmovie/s… x.com/Maybachmovie/s… x.com/Ami_Marisol/st… apnews.com/article/texas-…
7
271
2
4,630
94,147
A federal judge has blocked the Department of Education's plan to limit professional degrees to 11 programs, notably excluding nursing and social work. This is the third ruling blocking the plan from taking effect. businessinsider.com/student-…
22
978
32
2,800
21,720
fal retweeted
Maddow: It is Black women who won every single one of those races in Georgia for the Democrats—governor, secretary of state, attorney general, agriculture commissioner, insurance commissioner, school superintendent, labor commissioner and public service commissioner.
333
5,306
324
21,844
364,720
never forget!
26
1,313
71
7,533
191,508
fal retweeted
CAREER NIGHT FOR VICTOR WEMBANYAMA 🚨 🤯 52 PTS (CAREER-HIGH) 🤯 24 REB (CAREER-HIGH) 🤯 8 BLK FIRST PLAYER WITH 50+ PTS, 20+ REB, 5+ BLK SINCE BOB MCADOO IN 1974.
649
9,578
1,659
76,890
3,004,234
Until the day I die I will never stop laughing at Lindsey Graham getting the war in Iran he was horny over for decades only to for him immediately drop dead and his dumbass sister lose his seat
123
4,673
45
72,769
577,815
fal retweeted
This was genuinely a you had to be there moment. Basically every game that day had a massive fight, a flag plant that caused a fight, or just some straight bullshit on a few plays
2024 Rivalry Week was something you just had to see with your own eyes
57
1,906
31
26,515
549,588
Work really does send me to the gateway drugs
140
Has Wes Moore heard from Dan Cox yet? As of this morning, Moore says he has not.
 "Truthfully, I mean, I don't think Dan Cox has acknowledged that Joe Biden won. So, I wish him and his family the best of luck in life."
70
326
43
2,910
195,321
Normally, I think you should always take your opponent’s concession call. But in this case, Amy Acton had every right to send that motherfucker straight to voicemail. newsweek.com/vivek-ramaswamy…
230
1,354
63
13,194
359,593
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
1,597
37,954
1,515
514,891
7,558,294
THIS JUST IN: Democrats have FLIPPED the Texas State Board of Education! This is a monumental win for Texas students, families, and the entire education community in our great state. Congratulations to our incredible candidates!
131
3,013
304
17,766
421,138
Trump has lost seats that republicans ain’t lost in 100 years. What a fucking bum. Lmaoooooo
6
69
8
256
7,542