⎯⎯⎯ Daiya Owada ♛

you know what my fantasy is ? people crediting the art they use 😍

perks of being dead : 1) i can walk through walls 2) i can fly ? ( or more like float ) 3) . . .

literally me , lol

walks in taking one look at his younger brother . . . immediately walks back out , nows not a good time

[ checks what day it is . . . immediately goes back into hiding . ]

( well if it feels good he's gonna keep on doing that ! more scratches . . . his smile growing wider . )

would ya rather me call ya assface , then ? since , , , since i said so ! it's not my fault ya don't know how to take my foolin' 'round ! seriously how does mondo put up with yer bitch ass ? yer a fuckin' pain -

nsfw // i treat ya with plenty respect , four - eyes ! yer just a fuckin' asshole !! ( trying to poke the heir's chest , but it goes right through them . . . he's a ghost , right - ) geez , mondo must have some sorta bullyin' kink or somethin' . . .

heh , cute . . . ( scratching behind glows cat ears now , smiling softly . . . )

i'm serious ! knock that shit off , dude !! 💢💢 ( g l a r i n g - ) god , why couldn't mondo have picked someone who ain't a goddamn asshole as his boyfriend ? i swear that kids got the worst taste in men . . .

!!! ( oh , okay . just , , , gently petting himiko now , chuckling as he does so . )

hey , don't fuckin' hiss at me , ya son of a bitch ! 💢

that's , , , fuckin' weird . . . but i guess so long as it ain't hurtin' ya , yeah . . . ? ( reaching a hand out , wanting to pet purr . . . )

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hey , doll ! so , uh , the fucks up with this . . . ?

i come back for two goddamn seconds 'n my fuckin' girlfriend 'n , ( unfortunately ) , future brother - in - law are cats . . . what the fuck ?