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weird, no one’s on the beach

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Joined August 2014
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my plan is to be 25 for 10 years and then i'll suddenly be 40.
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Stop pretending ANAL Is normal Your man is GAY…
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its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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this malick ass baby bro
such a precious moment
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Ravenholm, Half-Life 2 "Beta" (Source 1)
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the point of being a hater is having taste. For everything you hate on you must have something you just as enthusiastically recommend. Otherwise you’re a cancer upon society
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You're telling me Jewish folks thought if you arranged words and symbols systematically in the right way you can create intelligent golem entities and the two companies they founded to do this are worth several trillion?
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おはようございます。
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I believe in zionism but for people from SoCal. I am a La Jollan and Son of Westwood born near the shores of the Pacific Ocean in the Blessed Realm of SoCal. This was promised to be by God 3k years ago.
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Me when the evil ass gay AIDS supervillain tells me to hate the Vicar of Christ:
JUST IN: Palantir Co-Founder Peter Thiel says Pope Leo XIV was a "useful idiot for China" due to his comments on AI.
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I had a great day today in Tel Aviv
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We're all just maps in the garrys mod of life
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Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
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At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.
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SHUT THE FUCJ UPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Best tweet
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Shame on you @Sony
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All pleasure is kinda guilty to a guy like me
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Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.
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Even if ghosts are real it doesnt matter
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