I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it.
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Trash Boat retweeted
uncle weed will have you listening to the acoustic zeppelin songs thinking you should re read lord of the rings
cousin weed has you googling "mayan cell phones real" with all the curtains closed and your heart sounding like a jackhammer
Broke take: The "Pina Colada Song" is about a couple trying to cheat on one another
Woke Take: The song is about a couple rediscovering their spark and finding there's always more to learn about your partner
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Trash Boat retweeted
A lot of you are nailing the “be gay” part , but we could all improve in the “do crimes” portion
Trash Boat retweeted
Ten years ago I played on a now infamous show with still to this day some of my best friends on the planet. Here’s to ten more years of doing whatever the fuck we want.
I didn't have any sides for my leftover tandoori chicken. So I made myself some egg fried rice to go with it, and now I feel like I need to personally apologize to @bigbaze2012 for this blasphemous meal
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Trash Boat retweeted
Imagining my self as a raccoon just showing my teeth to other animals and then stealing trash , rolling in filth . Whatta life that would be
