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fishious

@fishquichee

i am the fish in the percolator

Joined February 2026
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(On a walk) hello tree hello grass hello cloud hello bird
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Short hiatus because im busy. I shall return
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Try walking a mile in my brain
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Dont put your faith in me i dont know where its been
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Bob Golen
@BobGolenMay 4
That guy has a logic fetish. He can't stop coming to conclusions.
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pinkie@pinkiepie71May 3
people be like "bear with me" and they have no bear with them
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Isaac@isaacturnersongMay 3
I just had a yogurt experience
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Once i figure out how to form a coherent sentence you guys are fucked
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Been really getting into stuff lately. Theres so many things
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Eternal sunshine of the jobless mind
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Gun to your head name nothing
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Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone
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Can i talk to you in the forest about something
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A man walks into a bar: ouch
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“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)
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is anyone hiring for a castle guard position? im really good at walking a specific route for hours at a time and i like to go “is someone there?!…must have been the wind…” whenever i hear a suspicious noise
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When you have a friend
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Who up having enrichment time in their enclosure
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